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    iPoD Chapter 7

    Mr. Jenks turned in the basket giving Alice the evil hamster eye.

    Under Shane’s breath she mumbled “Geez what a grump maybe she’s
    Buttercup.” Then she yelled at Alice as they peddled toward the
    impound. “You hurt his feelings Boss!.”

    When they arrived at the impound Alice was thinking of a way to get
    Shane’s car back. “Shane, I see Mrs. Wiggles over there, do you think
    that Chinchilla can distract the guard dog so we can get to it?”

    Shane took Mr. Jenks out of Alice basket and started to talk with him
    about the best way to distract the dog. “Maybe you could get him to
    chase you, and then run under the gate.” Mr. Jenks replied.
    “Squeakkkkkkkk! Squeak, squeak.”

    Shane looked over at Alice then spoke softly to Mr. Jenks. “I’ll ask,
    but I don’t think she’ll do it.” Mr. Jenks turned his hamster head to
    the side.

    Shane walked over to Alice and told her what it would take for Mr.
    Jenks to risk his life for Mrs. Wiggles. “Boss he won’t do it until you
    apologise for calling him cat’s food..”

    Alice looked over at Shane. “You got to be kidding. I’ll just toss him
    over the fence. Then we’ll see how fast that rat can run.”

    Shane looked pleadingly at Alice. “Come on boss, you know you won’t do that, just say you’re sorry.”

    “Squeakkkkkkkk! Squeak, squeak, squeakkkkkkk.” Yelled Mr. Jenks.

    Alice looked over at Mr. Jenks then back to Shane.

    Alice stood by the gate watching as Shane talked to wad of fur
    wondering how it was that a rat was dictating what she was going to do.
    “Hey Shane ask him if he has ever heard of the term Lab Rat?”

    Shane walked back over to Alice. “OK, Al here is the deal. He knows you
    want to check on that Hottie CIA agent. He knows you can’t get to the
    hospital without the car. So, boss just tell him you’re sorry, so we
    can get Mrs. Wiggle and get out of here.

    Alice just threw her arms up in discuss saying under her breath.
    “****** sugar glider.” Then she looked over to Mr. Jenks. “OK you win
    this time. I’m sorry.” Then she stormed off whispering. “Until I make
    you cat food.”

    True to his word, Mr. Jenks ran under the gate and in front of the
    guard dog. When the dog took off to chase Mr. Jenks, Alice and Shane
    jumped over the fence and hot-wired Mrs. Wiggles.

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    Comments

    1. Dudes, that was a killer classic…memorable quotes…subtleties…I could go on forever…Keep the chapters rolling cause the sensation of pee in my pants is worth it..lol

    2. how much more hilarious can this story gets?? haahaaahhahh… can’t help but laughing at how shane speaks to mr.jenks and how furious she gets when her friends mistaken that as something else. love the alice-shane’s conversation.. great update guys.. can’t wait for the next update.

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