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    iPoD Chapter 7

    When Alice and Shane entered the laundry, Alice thought she heard the
    lyrics “People, People who need People, are the luckiest People in the
    world.” Alice looked over at Shane. “Man hospital have awful music.”

    Alice then proceeded to tell Shane her plan. “I’m going to find a lab
    coat, because I know Doctors are too cheap to pay for their own
    laundry, and then well find you a patient gown for you to wear. I’m
    sure there will be a gurney around the morgue somewhere so I can wheel
    you up to Agent Fairbanks room.”

    Shane still upset about Alice putting down her friends looked at Alice
    and asked. “Why do you get to be the Doctor, why can’t I be the
    Doctor?”

    Alice looked over and Shane thinking man why did decide to get a sidekick. “Shane you don’t look like a Doctor.”

    Alice didn’t hear Shane mumble under her breath. “Like you do?”

    Alice continued with her explanation of her plan. “So Shane, I’ll wheel
    you up to Fairbanks room, we make sure she’s OK, then we leave.”

    Shane nodded in agreement. “Boss why is Agent Fairbanks so important, you’ve never check on other agents before?”

    Alice replied back. “Shane I’m a thief, not a murderer, I just want to make sure she’s OK.”

    Shane stood there watching her boss going through the clean laundry
    hanging against the wall; not at all falling for the line, she was just
    feed.

    Alice turned with the biggest smile. “Found what we need.” She handed
    Shane a hospital gown, as she put the lab coat on. Embroidered on the
    lab coat was Dr. Hailey, Cardiologist. Alice also had under her arm a
    nurse’s uniform.

    Shane looked at the uniform and asked. “Boss what with the sixty’s nurses uniform.”

    Alice replied back. “You never know when you might need another disguise, may as well take this in case we need it.”

    Shane then stated what should have been obvious to Alice. “But Boss,
    nurses wear scrubs, they don’t wear nursing uniforms anymore.”

    Alice just looked over at Shane. “Shane let’s just get going.” But she kept the uniform with her just in case.

    Just as Alice and Shane turned down the hall to Dana’s room, Alice once again heard someone singing.

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    Comments

    1. Dudes, that was a killer classic…memorable quotes…subtleties…I could go on forever…Keep the chapters rolling cause the sensation of pee in my pants is worth it..lol

    2. how much more hilarious can this story gets?? haahaaahhahh… can’t help but laughing at how shane speaks to mr.jenks and how furious she gets when her friends mistaken that as something else. love the alice-shane’s conversation.. great update guys.. can’t wait for the next update.

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