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    iPoD – Chapter One

        At the mention of the milky way, Dana gasped. She
    looked at the director seriously and said, Are they sure its not a
    copy cat?

        Copy cat? Copy cat of who? Tonya asked loudly.

        Yes, theyre sure. The milky way was
    completely hollowed out with her initials on the bottom, Director
    Kennard replied gravely.

        Dana sat shocked blocking out Tonyas constant
    questions about who they were talking about. So the intel was true
    then? Alice The Milky Pieszecki is back in the states after five
    yearsWhat did she take?

       The director looked down at her notes. A Calyx-krater,
    an ancient Grecian pot from 515 B.C. And Fairbanks, its part of a
    series. The others are spread out across the country at select museums.
    Shes started the gamewe need to make sure we win it this time. Dana
    bit at her bottom lip and nodded her head. It would be a great day if
    we were to capture The Milky, as you know-

        No one has ever captured her, few have even seen
    her face, Dana interrupted. Then looked sheepish when Kennard looked
    annoyed. Sorry, this is just so unreal. You know, Ive been studying
    her habits and motions for years now?

        Director Kennard nodded her head and said, Yea,
    I know. Thats the reason why Im putting you on this caseyou and
    Carter. The CIA needs some results ladies, you have an hour till the
    debriefing. As the two of them moved to exit the room, the director
    opened a drawer on her desk to pull out another chocolate bar.

    ——————————————————————————————

        Are you sure this is a good idea, boss? Shane McCutcheon asked as she watched the screen ahead of her.

        Of course it is! When have any of my ideas been
    bad? Alice Pieszecki turned just in time to spot her right hand woman
    open her mouth to respond. Rhetorical question, Shane

        Oh.

        Schecter will distract the Feds and everyone
    else long enough for me to make it to the second target and take the
    lead, Alice pulled out the womans profile. Jenny The Baker
    Schecter. Look at this she served four years in the Israeli army and
    then moved to the States to go freelance. Now she kills anyone for a
    pricewhats this? Look here, theres a star next to a note at the
    bottom. Can you read it? Alice leaned towards Shane so she could read
    it.

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    Comments

    1. Bravo! What an excellent idea! It’s nice to see some of our very talented Danish writers banding together to take us on this hilarious journey. I’m so excited about the next chapter!

    2. Hilarious!!!! What a great relief to see Alice and the gang at it again. Are you sure little Miss Katey471 isn’t standing behind the curtain? Can’t wait for the next heist!

    3. OMG LMAO! I totally am on Media Blvd, and I mainly just read stuff, but the bread jokes will NEVER cease to stop being funny!!!! Hands Emmy for Best Writing to Danish League

    4. omiflippingod! That is hilarious! I’ve got Danishified-D.E.B.S. images in my head. What a way to start us off! …I’m never gonna look at a Milky Way the same way again! LOL …or gerbils …or bread.

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