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    iPoD – Chapter One

    Story written on June 16, 2005 by Danish League.
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    Dana faces off against Alice. CIA and Director Kennard? Soup Chef? The Milky and The Baker?

        UmI think it says Shane squinted at the paper
    and then slowly moved her gaze back up to Alices. It says bread, she
    said confused.

        Bread? Alice sat in thought for a moment, then
    a look of amazement crossed her face. No way! This is the one that
    kills someone and then eats a piece of bread right there at the
    scenethats how they mark her kills, cause theres bread crumbs
    everywhere. Holy *****, she might distract them even longer than I had
    thought Alice looked up from the profile to the screen of their
    latest stakeout.

        Whats that damn rat of yours doing now?! Tell
    it to go right! Right! Alice pointed to the screen and then when the
    hamster took a left, she shook her head and covered her face.

        Calm down, Al. Mr. Jenks knows what hes doing. Besides hes a hamster.

    ———————————————————————————–

        Dana had just enough time before the debriefing
    to go down to the cafeteria and grab a bite to eat, not to mention
    sneak in a visit with her girlfriend. Dana faintly heard her name being
    called behind her and turned to see Tonya running down the hall. Dana
    rolled her eyes, but didnt want to seem mean so she waited for the
    other woman to catch up.

        Hey! Where are you off to, hot stuff? Tonya purred.

        Tonya Dana looked at her annoyed.

        Oh! Sorry, it just slipped out. So give me the dish on this Mikey person.

        Milky, Tonya. Alice Pieszecki is the worlds
    most renown artifact thief. Shes stolen over 20 billion dollars worth
    of artifacts and has never been caught. Her routine is to taser anybody
    she runs into during the heist and then leave a hollowed
    out Milky Way with her initials on the bottom in place
    of the stolen piece. Thats how she got her name. Also most of her jobs
    are done at four a.m., but even with all that information and knowing
    where shell strike, no one has been able to do more than get one cuff
    around her before they were tasered, Dana relayed the information that
    shed been studying for years.

        Well with me and you on the case, Pookie, were sure to catch her! Tonya declared excitedly.

        Dana gave her a reproachful look and after Tonya
    apologized, walked up to the counter. She smiled when she saw her
    girlfriend, ladle in hand.

        Dana! Youre in here early today, Lara said with a smile.

        Yea, Ive got a debriefing in a little bit for a new case. Its the Milky, shes back! Dana exclaimed.

        Sweetie, thats wonderful. I just know your gonna catch her. So what can I get my little CIA agent?

         The usual, chicken noodle. As Lara moved
    to go back to the kitchen, Tonya who had been standing there the whole
    time yelled that she would like clam chowder since the chef hadnt
    asked.

        Tim Haspel came running into the cafeteria
    scanning for two people in particular. Spotting them he ran over and
    wheezed out, Fairbanks! Carter! Come quick, somethings happened!

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    3. Bravo! What an excellent idea! It’s nice to see some of our very talented Danish writers banding together to take us on this hilarious journey. I’m so excited about the next chapter!

    4. Hilarious!!!! What a great relief to see Alice and the gang at it again. Are you sure little Miss Katey471 isn’t standing behind the curtain? Can’t wait for the next heist!

    9. OMG LMAO! I totally am on Media Blvd, and I mainly just read stuff, but the bread jokes will NEVER cease to stop being funny!!!! Hands Emmy for Best Writing to Danish League

    12. omiflippingod! That is hilarious! I’ve got Danishified-D.E.B.S. images in my head. What a way to start us off! …I’m never gonna look at a Milky Way the same way again! LOL …or gerbils …or bread.

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