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    I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Chapter 2

    Tina:  “Oh, my God.  I am soooo sorry.  I wasn’t paying attention to where I was walking.  I apologize.  Can I help you get cleaned up?”

    Woman:  “Why don’t you go back to the farm, country girl?  You might be able to wallow in the mud with pigs there, but you’re in West Hollywood.  You need to watch out where you are going!”

    Tina:  “Ma’am, I am so sorry.  I would be glad to pay to have your suit cleaned.”

    Woman:  “Well, no thanks.  A little bar of soap and a wash board isn’t going to take this out.  Christ!  This suit is ruined.  Go jump on your cow and ride home. “

    Tina was speechless.  She couldn’t believe that someone could be so upset over something that she didn’t do intentionally.  What a contrast to the people she just met.  Tina just looked at the tall, sophisicated woman and couldn’t believe what she just heard.

    Woman:  (going back to her cell phone):  “Hello?  Peggy are you still there?  Peggy, can you hear me?  *****!  She hung up!  *****!”

    Tina just walked away shunned at the interaction that just happened with a complete stranger.  She couldn’t believe how one could be so kind (Kit) and the other so rude.

     

    BACK AT THE PLANET

    Kit:  “Tina seems like such a nice girl.  She could really use some family and friends.  I think she could fit into our family quite nicely.”

    Alice:  “Yeah, me too.  I would really like to get to know her better.  Maybe I could do a story on her.  Hmmmm.”

    Shane:  “Al, leave her alone.  She needs a family and some friends right now, not someone trying to play mack daddy.”

    Dana:  “Yeah, Al.  We don’t even know if she is *****.”

    Alice:  “Excuse me, Miss Crispy, but I hate to inform you once again that  you still don’t have gaydar.”

    Shane:  (laughing) “Dane, what are we going to do with you?”

    Kit:  “Dana, I even knew she was ***** and I am not down with the team!”

    Dana:  “Kit, how could you have gaydar?  Is there something from your wild days on the road we don’t know about?”

    Kit:  “There is a lot about my wild days on the road that you don’t know about, but being with a woman isn’t one of them.  I happen to know that she is ***** because she told me.”

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    Comments

    1. ohh Bette you dont know yet but you will regret for all the rude words you said to Tina when you fall in love for her..lol..that was great go on please

    2. Oh no, we have the ‘can’t see what’s in front of her’ Bette. It’s going to take a miracle to get Tina to give her an chance, no matter what kind of connection they might feel, at some point. Feels like a looooonnnnggggroad ahead before
      something sparks between country girl and city slicker!

    3. love this hilarious story…love humorous stories on this site they are so wonderfully written and do brighten my day. pls continue…i read ch 1 before going to bed, and was a pleasant surprise when ch2 showed up this am

    4. CROO – im with you. what an ass. i would have thrown the rest of the smoothie on her also, snQQpy. shes gonna have alot of splaining to do. with that start it should be hard to see how they can get together. first impressions, ya know. and HELLNO already, jeez.

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