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    Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Nineteen (based loosely on HYD: Returns)

    CHAPTER NINETEEN: My Life, A Circus

     

    Previously..

     

    Tina sighed. “I can’t just go Al, I have to report to the set.” She declined the not-so-invitation with an apologetic look.

     

    “You don’t have to.” Alice smiled. “I took the liberty of calling in sick for you..”

     

    “What?!” Tina exclaimed. “What did you tell them?”

     

    Alice shrugged nonchalantly. “No biggie, I just told ‘em you had swine flu.”

     

    “…”

     

    “Now instead of a three-day break, they’re giving you the whole week off! Great news, right?”

     

    Bette coughed on a fist, hiding a smile.

     

    Tina, on the other hand, looked faint and pale.

     

    “So, uh, where are we going exactly?” Bette asked her friend.

     

    Alice grinned from ear to ear. “The Hamptons, baby!”

     

     

    ————————

     

     

    Present Time.

     

    “Are we there yet?”

     

    “No.”

     

    “…”

     

    “…”

     

    “Are we there yet?”

     

    “No.”

     

    “…”

     

    “…”

     

    “Are we there yet?”

     

    “No.”

     

    “…”

     

    “…”

     

    “Are we-”

     

    “No.”

     

    “I haven’t even finished asking my question yet..”

     

    “I read your mind.”

     

    “Oh really?”

     

    “Mm-hmm.”

     

    “You’re a mind reader now?”

     

    “Porters are gifted like that.”

     

    Riiiight, right. So what am I thinking now?”

     

    “That I’m hot.”

     

    Snort. “You wish.”

     

    “You’re thinking that you want to kiss me.”

     

    “I do not!”

     

    “You don’t?”

     

    “What I think and what I want are two different things.”

     

    “Okay.. so you’re not thinking of kissing me?”

     

    “No.”

     

    Smirk. “Since what you think and what you want are two different things, does that mean that you want to kiss me then?”

     

    “…”

     

    “Do you?”

     

    Cough. “Let’s change the topic and stop threading on dangerous waters, shall we?”

     

    “Why not? It’s fun.”

     

    “It’s torture.”

     

    “It doesn’t have to be.”

     

    “What are you saying?”

     

    “Nothing.”

     

    Siiiigh. “Push and pull..”

     

    “Huh?”

     

    “We’re doing it again.”

     

    “Push and pull?”

     

    “Yes.”

     

    “You getting tired of it?”

     

    “I am. Are you?”

     

    “I guess.. a little.” Pause. “Hey Kennard?”

     

    “Yes?”

     

    “I wasn’t kidding about the mind reading thing..”

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    1. I sorry to hear about the awful weather disaster. I was so pleased to see a post from you though. Bette and Tina need to sit down and have a serious talk! If they would just communicate all this Kate and Jill BS would evaporate. I’m anxiously waiting on your next post!

    2. Oh My God a carnival I had visions of the four of them at the duck shot and things going haywire but this is better. Again you amaze me. Bring on the war things are about to fly. Thanks for writting

    3. Alchy, I’m so sorry for the terrible tradgedy that is taking place in your hometown and country. The news says that another typhoon maybe heading your way. Can you just let us know if possible that you are ok? Meanwhile, I’ll do what I can on my end with the red cross and keep you in my prayers.I’m glad that writing is an escape for you…and you bring so much joy to us in fan fic land. Great update – the teasing is hysterical!!!! I can’t wait for the Bette-Kate smackdown. May the best woman win…hah-hah…we know who that is! Keep the faith!

    4. The end of week is full of ntural disasers. And My thoughts are with people who have been touch by these. GOD bless. Thank you for this humoristic post, it is very appreciated because listening to the news about theses losses, was heart breaking. These two ae unbelievablelol. Kate is almost dead pmsl, about Jill? Let see what Kennard would do.

    5. That was awesome and love it, B&T are so sweet and cute and funny too, love them. Ok what the hell kate and jill doing here, and Bette can kick kate’s ass cause i don’t like her. Please post more, thanks! Im sorry to heard what happened to you and i wish you and your family and friends are safe my friend, take care and see you soon, thanks for the update!

    6. You, your family and your country are in my prayers. I hope that you survived this last storm. Some how Kate needs to be delt with. Bette and Tina have come too far for this to be happening. Loved the pee in the bag, made me laugh.

    7. i have got to say what a amazing woman you are to take the time to write an update, an a great one at that, with all that is happening in your life, you really are something. i am keeping you and your family and friends in my prayers!!

    8. Thank you for the update Alchemy, you’re so right, we all need laughter nowadays, even for just a little while. And hoping against nature that this weekend , I shall open my eyes with sunlight and with another post instead of the opposite. Can’t wait to read Bette and Tina getting pass this.

    9. ALLLLCHY! Awesome, awesome, awesome update. (I am bowing to the computer screen) OMG hilarious as usual. Your Bette is so sadistic that she scares me. The whole urine bag thing (I didn’t even know they made urine bags, for women too) just made me thankful that I don’t know anyone like her. Love, love, love it. Can’t wait for the post. Thanks Alchy. (Sounds like I’m calling you an alchoholic LOL)

    10. It’s good that you can still appreciate the humor & seek it out in-spite of the devastation that surrounds you & yours at this time. Behind the “scenes” God is doing her work, that no moral can change. Remain strong, positive, helpful. And when you can you will update.

    11. Alchemy, I am still trying to catch up. I fell behind 6 chappies. I think I was half way on the last one. But, this is a short chappy. I should be caught up by this weekend, you and school are keeping me very busy.

    12. hey…sad to hear of the horrible disasters surrounding you! my thoughts are with you…stay strong friend…thank you for taking the time to update….wonderful as always…quite the place to leave us hanging though…so do we get some good old fashion ass kicking coming our way?!!

    13. I’m very sorry about what’s happened to you all. You’re in my prayers. I had a dream last night that you posted an update, and I’m so happy it came true! (Weird dream, I know!).

    14. I’ m glad you are back girl. But I’ m so sorry to hear about what is happening there. My thoughts are with you. Keep it strong girl. I hope that posting this chapter took your mind from bad things for a while. Take care of yourself. Kisses

    15. Alchemy, I have been a faithful reader of your stories on the other site as well as this one. I understand the devastation that you are going through as I have a friend there now helping with the clean up. My thoughts are with you all…keep safe and let that amazing humour of yours guide you through this tragedy. Post whenever you can…we’ll still be here.

    16. Can’t begin to imagine what you, your family, and countrymen have been through, but my thoughts are with you, Alchemy. So happy to see that you’ve maintained your infectious sense of humor. Grossed out?? No way… just all part of your charm! Take care and post when you can.

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