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    Just The Girl, Stories: Innocence

    Story written on March 20, 2011 by Alchemy10.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=77072
    Author Notes:

    Future-fic set after JTG 2.0. TiBette + spawn = fluff.

    “Then I’ll protect one!”

    Much to Luke’s chagrin, both mothers laughed. “That’s what we’re afraid of.” Bette admitted to their pouting son. “Sorry baby, but we don’t want to risk it.”

    “Why not?”

    “Cause you, my love, are part of those they need protection from.”

    “Huh?”

    “You’re a serial pet killer.” Bette made a pathetic face.

    “What’s a cereal pet killer?” The boy frowned, utterly confounded. All he ever got from his Fruit Loops and Cap’n Crunch were those tiny toys. “Are there free pets inside cereal boxes too?”

    “Noooo..” Tina chuckled, as did Bette. “It’s different from breakfast food, love. A serial killer is someone who has killed a lot of people. Well, in your case, pets. So you’re a serial pet killer.”

    “Oh.” The boy mumbled, though judging from his blank stare, it could be assumed that he still didn’t get it.

    “I mean, honey, you’ve managed to kill every single pet we’ve ever bought you. That’s.. well.. alarming, to say the least.” Tina reminded in a tone both gentle and stern. Beside her, Bette nodded somberly. “First, you flushed your goldfish down the toilet..”

    “Mooommm..” Luke exhaled loudly. “I just wanted him to go surfin’ in the sewers. ‘Sides, Frankie’s still alive.”

    “No, he’s in fish heaven.”

    “But he couldn’t have died! Fishes can’t drown.”

    Bette’s lips quirked at her son’s logic, but nevertheless, she piped in.. “I know fishes can’t drown honey, but even the biggest fish will hold his breath till his gills turns blue when he ends up in a huge tank of human poop – which I can assure you is where the sewers took Frankie.”

    “Gross.” The boy made a face.

    “Uh-huh.” The brunette agreed whole-heartedly. “And just to continue what your mom was saying earlier, I also want to remind you about your pet turtle.”

    “But mama, he was always hiding in his shell, I was only checking if he was still alive!” The boy explained matter-of-fact, seeing nothing wrong with what he had done.

    “And you decided to do that by jabbing a pen inside his shell and stabbing his head with it?”

    “Yes.”

    “You killed him.”

    “It was an accident.”

    “Was feeding your iguana Tabasco just to see if he’ll be able to breathe fire like a dragon also an accident?” Bette challenged, folding her arms. Lucien opened his mouth to offer a defense in his behalf, but unfortunately, his mind drew a blank. So instead, he closed his lips into a pout and remained silent.

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    4. OMG I always love your stories. It was so fun as they all are. Loved it. Looking forward to your next. You are such an excellent writer. Please keep them coming. By the way I love your sense of humor :D

    8. I ROFL, it is so funny, I liked it, please come back with more,I’m new reader to FF, and I started with ur first JTG, I’m hooked to it, but I couldn’t stop myself from sneak peak at ur new writings ;D Thank U OZGAL for show me the way ;)

    14. We were laughing so hard that we fell out of our chairs and I ended up on top of Liz! Thank you so much for this “chap”. It was hilarious. I missed this story so much! I can’t wait for the trilogy of the wedding. Kisses

    16. ROFL … so funny! Wrong timing for me to read this before sleep as now I am totally awake :-p On the other hand, this reminds me to watch my language in front of my kid!! Hilarious to read but not to experience :-D

    17. A ‘pussy’ and a ‘bitch’. I would have had my mouth washed out with soap. I’m very happy that you dropped by with this little appetizer. You rock. I love your ‘JTG’ prequel and sequel. Come back soon, huh. How’s work, BTW????

    21. Well…who doesn’t love little pussy?? I laughed from the first page to the last. Like Bette, I practically had tea spewing out my nose when Lucien told Sonja that her pussy stinks! You are one of my favorite writers…silliness and all. Can’t wait for the wedding story. Thanks, Alch

    22. ohhhhhhhhh man that was soooooooooo funny. I still cannot stop laughing, I mean my belly is so sore for laughing.So hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing this with us.

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