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Just The Girl, Stories: Innocence
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“And don’t get me started on your hamster.” Bette sighed, memories of the poor rodent making her and Tina involuntarily shudder.
“But I wasn’t the one who killed Mr. Chubster, Sonja did!”
“Was it also Sonja who let Mr. Chubster out of his cage and let him run free around her room?” Tina questioned, arching a brow. As innocent as a cherub, her little hellion looked away, finding the table cloth all of a sudden interesting. “You made Sonja cry.”
Luke let out a tiny huff. “But it’s not my fault that she walks around her room with no slippers on!” He whined. “She stepped on Mr. Chubster like Godzilla, mommies. I heard his bones crack like krrssssshhh.” He demonstrated, letting a disgusting sound out of his throat.
“You almost gave Sonja a heart attack.” The dark haired mother reminded, a chill going down her spine at the memory. Her chambermaid murdered a hamster with her bare, chubby feet. It was such a bloody mess, the carpet had to be bleached extensively. She wouldn’t be surprised if her maid bleached her skin too – it was that disgusting. “Poor Sonja, she fainted, cried and refused to walk around the house for three days. I had to call a trauma expert.”
“What’s a trauma expert?”
“An expert in trauma.” Bette explained lazily. Tina arched an eyebrow at her wife for that response. Feeling like a tool for opting for such a worthless answer, Bette relented and offered up a slightly better explanation. “Someone who helps people who went through a difficult time.”
“Oh.” The boy muttered.
“Anyway,” Bette waved a hand. “I hope you understand why we won’t get you a tiger, kiddo.”
Luke nodded ruefully. He looked at his parents with sad, pleading eyes. “Not even something small like Sonja’s pussy?”
“Cat.” Bette smiled tightly. “And no, not even a regular cat. And Luke, there’s nothing remotely small about Sonja’s chubby pussy–”
“Dios mio!” A horrified Sonja stood by the doorway, her face burning red.
“–cat.” Bette finished slowly. Looks like I’m not the only one with a dirty mind, Bette gave her wife a pointed look. With an exasperated breath, she turned to her scandalized chambermaid. “I was talking about your pussycat.”
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omh i have just died laughing at that :) thanks for the chapter
omg i have just died laughing at that :) thanks for the chapter
omg i have just died laughing at that :) thanks for the chapter
OMG I always love your stories. It was so fun as they all are. Loved it. Looking forward to your next. You are such an excellent writer. Please keep them coming. By the way I love your sense of humor :D
Lol just hilarious, loved it, thanks:))
Very funny and enjoyable – can’t wait for the next installment
wow it was great I was LMFO … you are so good thanks for posting this PPS
I ROFL, it is so funny, I liked it, please come back with more,I’m new reader to FF, and I started with ur first JTG, I’m hooked to it, but I couldn’t stop myself from sneak peak at ur new writings ;D Thank U OZGAL for show me the way ;)
That was just too cute. Thank you.
Absolutely loved it. Too cute
“…” Cat got my tongue! Thanks Alchy for coming back and giving me my JTG fix. Can’t wait for the wedding. Are we having a honeymoon too?
Priceless! Thank you
I love your work. Please try to post more often, thanks!
We were laughing so hard that we fell out of our chairs and I ended up on top of Liz! Thank you so much for this “chap”. It was hilarious. I missed this story so much! I can’t wait for the trilogy of the wedding. Kisses
YAY!! You posted! I have to tell you I just ADORED JTG and this chapter was very cute! Thank you and please please please please post soon?!! :D
ROFL … so funny! Wrong timing for me to read this before sleep as now I am totally awake :-p On the other hand, this reminds me to watch my language in front of my kid!! Hilarious to read but not to experience :-D
A ‘pussy’ and a ‘bitch’. I would have had my mouth washed out with soap. I’m very happy that you dropped by with this little appetizer. You rock. I love your ‘JTG’ prequel and sequel. Come back soon, huh. How’s work, BTW????
Sooo much fun.Thank you.
That was hilarious. I loved it. Thanks for posting. PPS
Priceless!
Well…who doesn’t love little pussy?? I laughed from the first page to the last. Like Bette, I practically had tea spewing out my nose when Lucien told Sonja that her pussy stinks! You are one of my favorite writers…silliness and all. Can’t wait for the wedding story. Thanks, Alch
ohhhhhhhhh man that was soooooooooo funny. I still cannot stop laughing, I mean my belly is so sore for laughing.So hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing this with us.