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    Lady Slayer

    Story written on August 12, 2007 by Jobadge.
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    Chapter 13 – Yea, though I walk through the valley of breasts…

     

    Tina smiled, giving Bette the full dazzling smile as she felt the instant reaction of being under the Bette Porter gaze.

     

    “You know you said I could ask you anything…?”

     

    “Yes…, but I have a feeling that I am about to regret that…”

     

    Tina laughed, “would I be right in saying you are a ‘breast’ kind of girl?”

     

    Bette laughed and coughed as the oyster slid down her throat, she swallowed, taking a moment for the constriction to clear.  She took a sip of water as she shook her head, still chuckling at Tina’s statement.

     

    “Well…, um…,” Bette glanced at Tina’s obvious cleavage, the valley that had been drawing her eyes since the moment Tina had opened her apartment door, “are you a religious person Tina?”

     

    “Religious?”

     

    “Yes…”

     

    “Uh…, well you know I have certain beliefs but…, what has that got to do with my question…”

     

    “If you read the bible Tina you would know…” Bette said with a smirk.

     

    Tina smiled, at that moment, thanking the Lord that Bette was back on form after her moment of emotion, “come on then Porter…, hit me with it…”

     

    Bette smiled and looked around the room before looking back into Tina’s eyes, her gaze was intense as she spoke, “Psalm 23…, The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me lie down in green pastures of breasts: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of breasts, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me in said breasts. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with breasts; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the breasts for ever.”

     

    Tina laughed like she had never laughed before, her stomach ached, tears ran down her face, her hand covered her mouth as she misconceived her attempts to stifle the laughter. 

     

    She looked around at people who glanced her way, trying to contain the still bubbling laughter, she had never heard anything like it…, she had never known anyone like Bette Porter…

     

    Bette was smiling at the way Tina laughed, her own laughter escaped at the infectious way in which Tina tried to contain her amusement.

     

    When Tina was able to gain some momentum, she managed to reply, “so I take it that’s a yes then…”

     

    “Oh most definitely a yes…, but only since Thursday…” Bette said with a smile as her gaze once again dropped to the valley of breasts…

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    1. Yay. So happy this one is back. I’ve been hoping to see it updated. Liked the lightness of this chapter even though there were a few heavy moments. Its nice to see them hanging out, being playful, without the heavy burden of their pasts..or what everything means.. or what other people with think. PPS.

    2. Jo, thanks for updating…I love this story. It doesn’t matter to me how long a post is as long as you’re posting. You have a wonderful way of telling a story and I look for your name all the time. This site is a escape for many of us from the real world and it’s very appreciated. :)

    3. Welcome back…you are such a lazy countrybumpkin, where have you been????? LMAO. Great post… I loved the playful banter, the sexual tension… loved everything about it and as you know Bette and I have things in common LOL! Good one mate xx

    4. Here is another quote, although not from the bible, I can vouch for its accuracy. “Oh, how I love to read the words of JoBadge…let me count the ways.” Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!

    5. It was good to see this story again, it has been a while. Bette and Tina are so cute together they just click.Looking forward to seeing where the rest of the date goes.

    7. … I may not be very accustomed to the King James ritual, Bette’s version of the 23rd Psalm had me, like Tina, trying to contain my laughter in order not to wake up my neighbours (it’s past midnight here)… Jo, you really are SUCH a writer… more please :-))

    8. Amen ! Thank God, I’m an agnostic and therefore am allowed to laugh my a** off here !!! Well, it seems Reverend Porter is back in form, indeed. I just love love love seeing these two being so playful and I enjoyed their witty banter sooo much. This was such a wonderful chapter, Jo ! Well, of course, this is an understatement, but I have to save a few “superlatives” for what’s coming next, right ? As for their conversation, I must say I too want to hear Bette talk about her mother. We almost never had that opportunity, at least not in the show. But actually, there are so many things that I would like to know : I’d like to hear Bette talk about her father some more, I’d like to know who that Lily is, I’d like Tina to talk about Eric, why she married him, etc. Oh, well, I’m sure Her Holiness Jo will answer my prayers sooner or later… THANK YOU !

    10. Jo such a wonderful chapter and yes, you have been missed. Thanks so much for bringing back a mention of that wonderful restaurant with the private dining rooms and view of the ocean. Both those stories were ones I truly enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning them and I just might go back and read them again. Love seeing the tow of them being able to have the light banter between them, it is very romantic and love to see them together. Wish this could be filmed, because I can just see those two black dresses and the ambiance of the restaurant. Love it. PPS

    11. The end was hilarious. Sorry seahurst but she beat your breats from when you were twenty story!! Thanks for the update Jo, what a lovely present for a hot and lazy sunday! Looking forward to more.

    14. About time you showed up again. Since they couldn’t be bothered to arrange a baptism for me until I was 12 (too late!) you go right ahead and blaspheme all you want. You and Bette. I’m glad Tina is taking Bette’s boob obsession so well, if it had been a guy carrying on like that I wonder if she’d be offended. As nice as we know those private rooms to be, it’s just a little too early for that since they were still debating whether this was business or pleasure. They’ll steam up their private window on the Pacific soon enough. And you better give us every detail of it. And soon.

    15. Instead of Lilys of the valley, Breast of the valley. God I so remember that restuarant. Good times and hopefully this encounter will lead to even better times.

    17. Hey Jo, Thank you for that heavenly dinner date. bette and Tina were both on fine form as they enjoyed each other’s company and began to relax and be themselves. The pun on Psalm 23 had me in tears. What a hysterical moment after all of the soul searching of previous chapters. Again your talent shines through. A beacon in the dark and lonely sea. More please. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day as I replay that scene. Your Loyal Fan.

    18. Jo nobody does it better! Don’t care if it’s one or ten pages as long as it’s you writing it! Loved the references of the private dining areas in “I Thought We Could Spend the Evening Together”…another awesome story! Love it! Thank you so much!

    20. Jo, you know if you write it we’ll read it, even if we have to wait. Love the restuarant, private rooms, hmmmmmmmmmm. When i’m in church on Sunday I think I need to re-read Psalm 23, cos I really like your version. With stories like yours how can you not love B&T.

    25. I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything just now. My monitor would’ve hated me. LOL! I just got an image in my head of Bette with boobs on her head. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite right, though it IS quite amusing.

    28. That was a great chapter. I loved the last one too and this provided a nice balance. It was good to see them having fun and enjoying each other. PPS, we can hardly wait!

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