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Lady Slayer
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“Can I ask you something?” Tina asked.
“Of course…, you can ask me anything you want…” Bette replied quietly.
“What I told you this afternoon…” Tina left the sentence open, seeming not able to say the actual words.
“What about it?”
“What did you…; you know…, what did you think…?”
“What did I think…, there isn’t anything for me to think about Tina…, everyone has a life they have lived, a past, baggage, history, whatever you want to call it…, it moulds us into who we are…”
“But I have a lot of baggage Bette…”
“No more than I do T…, it’s just a different sort…”
“How can you be so…, cool…, blasé…?”
Bette gave a slight shake of her head, how could she reassure Tina that her past is and was just that, her past, “just because…” Bette shrugged her shoulders, “it’s you Tina…, you wouldn’t be the person you are without the choices you’ve made…”
“But I was having an affair while I was married to Eric…”
“And…, are you expecting a reaction to that from the woman people call the Lady Slayer…?”
Tina smiled, this was another one of those reasons that she didn’t quite get…, she held no judgments or expectations, “thank you…”
“Nothing to thank me for T…”
“Oh but you do owe me something…”
“I do?” Bette looked puzzled, “what do I owe you?”
“A skeleton…”
Bette laughed, “oh that…, mine are just old and dusty…”
“Tell me about your family Bette…”
Bette gave an ironic laugh…, that was her major skeleton…, her family…, and what was there to say…, “I have an overbearing father who expects…, well let’s just say that I will never meet his expectations…”
“Why on earth not, why wouldn’t any parent be proud of your achievements?”
Bette rolled her eyes, “I’ve accepted the fact I’ll never be what he wants or expects…”
“What does he want?”
“He wants…, he wants a straight daughter who gets married and has a family…, amongst other things…”
“He can still have that…”
“Not in the way he wants it Tina…, it’s a long and complicated story…”
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Yay. So happy this one is back. I’ve been hoping to see it updated. Liked the lightness of this chapter even though there were a few heavy moments. Its nice to see them hanging out, being playful, without the heavy burden of their pasts..or what everything means.. or what other people with think. PPS.
Jo, thanks for updating…I love this story. It doesn’t matter to me how long a post is as long as you’re posting. You have a wonderful way of telling a story and I look for your name all the time. This site is a escape for many of us from the real world and it’s very appreciated. :)
Welcome back…you are such a lazy countrybumpkin, where have you been????? LMAO. Great post… I loved the playful banter, the sexual tension… loved everything about it and as you know Bette and I have things in common LOL! Good one mate xx
Here is another quote, although not from the bible, I can vouch for its accuracy. “Oh, how I love to read the words of JoBadge…let me count the ways.” Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!
It was good to see this story again, it has been a while. Bette and Tina are so cute together they just click.Looking forward to seeing where the rest of the date goes.
praise the lord… i’m a believer…
… I may not be very accustomed to the King James ritual, Bette’s version of the 23rd Psalm had me, like Tina, trying to contain my laughter in order not to wake up my neighbours (it’s past midnight here)… Jo, you really are SUCH a writer… more please :-))
Amen ! Thank God, I’m an agnostic and therefore am allowed to laugh my a** off here !!! Well, it seems Reverend Porter is back in form, indeed. I just love love love seeing these two being so playful and I enjoyed their witty banter sooo much. This was such a wonderful chapter, Jo ! Well, of course, this is an understatement, but I have to save a few “superlatives” for what’s coming next, right ? As for their conversation, I must say I too want to hear Bette talk about her mother. We almost never had that opportunity, at least not in the show. But actually, there are so many things that I would like to know : I’d like to hear Bette talk about her father some more, I’d like to know who that Lily is, I’d like Tina to talk about Eric, why she married him, etc. Oh, well, I’m sure Her Holiness Jo will answer my prayers sooner or later… THANK YOU !
Jo, that was such a Great Update!!!!! I am so loving this!!!PPVS
Jo such a wonderful chapter and yes, you have been missed. Thanks so much for bringing back a mention of that wonderful restaurant with the private dining rooms and view of the ocean. Both those stories were ones I truly enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning them and I just might go back and read them again. Love seeing the tow of them being able to have the light banter between them, it is very romantic and love to see them together. Wish this could be filmed, because I can just see those two black dresses and the ambiance of the restaurant. Love it. PPS
The end was hilarious. Sorry seahurst but she beat your breats from when you were twenty story!! Thanks for the update Jo, what a lovely present for a hot and lazy sunday! Looking forward to more.
ABSOLUTELY loved it!! Wonderful job as always Mate!
It doesn’t matter to me how long the post is Jo, as long as you keep posting this story!!! Love it!
About time you showed up again. Since they couldn’t be bothered to arrange a baptism for me until I was 12 (too late!) you go right ahead and blaspheme all you want. You and Bette. I’m glad Tina is taking Bette’s boob obsession so well, if it had been a guy carrying on like that I wonder if she’d be offended. As nice as we know those private rooms to be, it’s just a little too early for that since they were still debating whether this was business or pleasure. They’ll steam up their private window on the Pacific soon enough. And you better give us every detail of it. And soon.
Instead of Lilys of the valley, Breast of the valley. God I so remember that restuarant. Good times and hopefully this encounter will lead to even better times.
Love this. You can laugh until you cry. Bette and Tina are so great together. thanks
Hey Jo, Thank you for that heavenly dinner date. bette and Tina were both on fine form as they enjoyed each other’s company and began to relax and be themselves. The pun on Psalm 23 had me in tears. What a hysterical moment after all of the soul searching of previous chapters. Again your talent shines through. A beacon in the dark and lonely sea. More please. Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face for the rest of the day as I replay that scene. Your Loyal Fan.
Jo nobody does it better! Don’t care if it’s one or ten pages as long as it’s you writing it! Loved the references of the private dining areas in “I Thought We Could Spend the Evening Together”…another awesome story! Love it! Thank you so much!
Great story – I’ve been missing you. So good to see them flirting and falling in love
Jo, you know if you write it we’ll read it, even if we have to wait. Love the restuarant, private rooms, hmmmmmmmmmm. When i’m in church on Sunday I think I need to re-read Psalm 23, cos I really like your version. With stories like yours how can you not love B&T.
That was funny!
I will never read Psalm 23 again without smiling as I think about your adaptation of the verse for this story! Wickedly funny! LOL! PS.
Hee, the valley breasts. Great chapter, Jo. Thanks
ooh what a lovely chapter Jo! Love this. The Valley of breasts indeed! LOL
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything just now. My monitor would’ve hated me. LOL! I just got an image in my head of Bette with boobs on her head. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite right, though it IS quite amusing.
You are one hilarious woman! Just love your stories because they run the rank of every emotion. Excellent chapter… one page or more.
great post! i am so glad to read one more time about this story. Please continue!
That was a great chapter. I loved the last one too and this provided a nice balance. It was good to see them having fun and enjoying each other. PPS, we can hardly wait!
Hi Jo. That was just so wonderful, beautifully written as always… and funny as hell. You can do it all! Thanks!
very clever…ngati-tureiti