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LAMBENT
INTERIOR-THE PLANET-DAY
Helena, Alice, and Tasha are having breakfast.
TASHA
You did too.
ALICE
No I didn’t
HELENA
Alice, Tasha’s right.
ALICE
See, you’re supposed to take my side…
OFFICER WU walks up to the table.
ALICE
(under her breath)
Bad girls! Bad girls! Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
TASHA playfully elbows ALICE, trying to suppress her own laughter.
HELENA
Officer Wu,
ALICE
(under breath)
Officer Wu.
HELENA
these are my friends, Tasha and Alice.
ALICE
Hi.
TASHA
Hello.
OFFICER WU
Good morning.
OFFICER WU doesn’t move from where she’s standing.
ALICE
(looks at TASHA)
We were just leaving.
TASHA
Yeah. See you.
ALICE
Bye.
ALICE and TASHA leave the table.
HELENA
Officer Wu, what can I do for you?
OFFICER WU
I have to ask you a couple of routine questions.
HELENA
Fire away.
OFFICER WU
Will you have dinner with me tonight at my place?
HELENA
Is this routine protocol?
OFFICER WU
Fuck protocol. Let’s skip dinner. Just show up butt naked with a trench coat on.
HELENA leans in.
HELENA
Only if you promise to frisk me.
OFFICER WU
That’s a promise.
OFFICER WU flips open her notepad, scribbles her address on a sheet, rips it off the pad, and places it on the table before leaving the table.
HELENA picks up the paper, leans back in her chair, feeling quite pleased.
INTERIOR-LEZ GIRLS SET-DAY
TINA is typing away on her laptop. JENNY is sitting in the director’s seat, watching a scene from her movie.
In LEZ GIRLS SCENE:
Nina and Bev are in Bev’s car outside a façade of the cryobank.
NINA
Bev, are you sure we’re ready to have a baby?
BEV
Nina, we’ve been through this a thousand times. Yes.
NINA
Are you sure because if you’re not ready, we can wait…
BEV
No Bev, I’m ready. Let’s make a baby.
NINA
Let’s make a baby.
NINA and BEV begin kissing passionately in the car. They are all over each other.
NINA whispers in BEV’S ear:
NINA
Let’s do it.
BEV
(noting that they’re in a car)
Right here?
NINA
(breathy whisper)
Yes, Bev. Right here.
BEV makes a face that barely conceals her discomfort.
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(41 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
I don’t understand why Tina is so involved…does it matter? PPS
Very interesting developments all around… I’m still laughing at Ki-it and Kitty Kat…lol!! Please tell us, how old is Angelica and while you’re at it..PPS!
So, does Angie sign Descartes in ASL or FSL (is there such a thing)? Yes, I’m with Ashtuck, Bette slept with Shane and that’s some of Tina’s business, how? Thanks!
Angelica is negative three years old.
Somehow, I read this chapter before the prior one, so I was quite confused! lol You’ve got some great storylines going here, and I love the dialogue. I, too, am wondering about Angelica’s age and why Tina is so hot to ensure Bette ‘fesses up? Was she gonna tell like she told Kit about Hazel? Can’t wait to hear Jodi’s response! And Helena’s doing community service–so warm and fuzzy! Loving the L words, too! PPS
I concur…I fail to see how Bette and Shane’s stuff has anything to do with Tina..she shouldn’t have been there in the first place, and now she is telling Bette what she should tell Jodi, and when??? It’s none of Tina’s damn business!!! I wish Bette would tell her that, plain and clear. I too want to know how old French-reading Angelica is.