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BEV
Okay, I guess…if that’s what turns you on.
NINA
(breathy whisper)
Let’s make a baby.
BEV reaches in her purse and pulls out The Inseminator fully loaded.
BEV
(breathy whisper)
Let’s make a baby.
JENNY
Cut! That was perfect guys.
JENNY walks up to the actresses giving them a few notes.
JENNY
(to LISA, the actress playing BEV)
Hold the Inseminator like this, like it’s a gun and you’re ready to shoot somebody with it.
LISA
Okay.
JENNY
Alright. Good job.
JENNY walks over to TINA.
JENNY
Do you have the production notes?
TINA
I gave them to your assistant.
JENNY
Look Tina, I know this has to be hard for you.
TINA
You don’t know shit, Jenny. This is wrong and you know it.
(collects her laptop and stalks off)
When TINA turns around to leave the set, JENNY faints.
From behind her, TINA hears:
JENNY’S ASSISTANT NIKI
Oh my God! Somebody call 911.
TINA turns around and there’s JENNY lying on the floor.
TINA runs over to JENNY. Everyone is crowding around JENNY. JENNY’S knocked out.
TINA
Everybody just back up! Give her some air.
TINA
(to NIKI)
Get some water.
NIKI
(frantic)
Okay.
(runs off quickly)
EXTERIOR-AIRPORT PICKUP ZONE-DAY
BETTE is sitting in her car, half-asleep, when her sidekick begins vibrating in her lap. Startled, she wakes up. She pops the screen on her sidekick.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM JODI:
I’m here.
BETTE (text)
Where?
JODI (text)
At the doors.
BETTE’S (text)
Stay right there, I’m coming to meet you.
BETTE hops out the car, heads for the doors, sees JODI and smiles a humongous happy smile.
JODI (signs)
How are you?
BETTE walks up to JODI without answering her. They are inches apart. BETTE takes JODI’S luggage out of her hand and sets it on the ground, walks closer to her and gives her a juicy kiss on the lips.
BETTE
I’ve missed you.
JODI
I missed you too.
BETTE
Let’s go to my place.
BETTE picks up JODI’S luggage and they head for her car.
INTERIOR-TINA’S OFFICE-DAY
The paramedics are finishing up with JENNY. She’s reclining on TINA’S sofa, with a warm compress on her head. NIKI is watching everything, very concerned.
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I don’t understand why Tina is so involved…does it matter? PPS
Very interesting developments all around… I’m still laughing at Ki-it and Kitty Kat…lol!! Please tell us, how old is Angelica and while you’re at it..PPS!
So, does Angie sign Descartes in ASL or FSL (is there such a thing)? Yes, I’m with Ashtuck, Bette slept with Shane and that’s some of Tina’s business, how? Thanks!
Angelica is negative three years old.
Somehow, I read this chapter before the prior one, so I was quite confused! lol You’ve got some great storylines going here, and I love the dialogue. I, too, am wondering about Angelica’s age and why Tina is so hot to ensure Bette ‘fesses up? Was she gonna tell like she told Kit about Hazel? Can’t wait to hear Jodi’s response! And Helena’s doing community service–so warm and fuzzy! Loving the L words, too! PPS
I concur…I fail to see how Bette and Shane’s stuff has anything to do with Tina..she shouldn’t have been there in the first place, and now she is telling Bette what she should tell Jodi, and when??? It’s none of Tina’s damn business!!! I wish Bette would tell her that, plain and clear. I too want to know how old French-reading Angelica is.