“Oh… ohhh… fuck!”She said as she stumbled

They finally made it to Tina’s door. But then, another issue. ‘How the hell am I supposed to opn this fucking door?’ She thought. She thought for  few seconds and then, she placed Tina on her right shoulder as she struggled with the door and the keys, trying to guess which one was the indicated one. Finally she succeeded. She put Tina back in her arms and kicked the door open. There, there was another problem: ‘where the hell is your bedroom, Tina?’ she said quitly to the drunk beauty in her arms. She walked down the hall. Door #1, to the left: Tina’s office(or simething like that); Door #2, to the right, the bathroom; Door #3, to the left: The guests room. She would have put Tina down there, but, since there was only one more door, she figured it would be Tina’s bedroom. Finall, she opened the Door #4, to the right, Tina’s bedroom. As she walked toTina’s bed, she spoke to Tina softly: “Honey, no more dessert for you and more work out for me, deal?And of course no more alcohol”

She put Tina on the bed and looked for  some sleeping clothes from the drawers. When she found some clothes, Bette turned to see Tina all smiles slurring some words in a language only known by all th drunks in the world.

“Hi  th..hic..ere!”

“(‘this might be fun… no, wait. No funny business, Porter. Now, behave’) Hey you. I see you’re awake”

“Where are we?”

“In your place, silly”

“Oh yes, in my place… In my place, in my place, were lines that I couldn’t change,I was lost, Oh yeah… “Tina starts singing and laughing

‘She’s so drunk’ Bette thought

“Wait”Tina said suddenly “If we’re in my place, what are you doing here?”

“I brought you here, remember?”

“Nope”

“Anyway, here is some more comfortable clothes. Get changed and I’ll wait outside”

“Why do you have to go?”

“Because. Besides, I’ll go get you some food. I bet you’re hungry”

“Angry? Me? Why?”says Tina thinking(or at least trying) why should she be angry

“I said HUNGRY!”