“This has got to be the strangest one yet,” Dana muttered, holding the hanger in front of her and shaking her head.

“What’s so strange about it?” Alice demanded as she quickly snatched the outfit out of her girlfriend’s hands.

“Don’t you think this role playing stuff can be a bit weird?” Dana questioned, sinking down into the couch cushions.

Alice put her hands on her hips.  “You didn’t seem to think that last weekend when you were ***** me with that strap while I was dressed like a cheerleader.”

Dana felt her cheeks redden.  “That was, um, different.”

Alice rolled her eyes.  “Look, role playing is fun, and you know it.  Loosen up, Dane.  You’re no more a middle-aged college professor with a hard-on than I am a twenty year-old cheerleader.  We were acting, and we both enjoyed it.”

“Acting?” Dana looked thoughtful. 

“Right, we’re acting.  Just like on that show you love and force me to watch all the time.  The one with all the lesbians.  What’s it called – ‘The B Word?’” Alice asked with a devilish grin, knowing full well what the show’s name was, but saying it incorrectly to bug Dana.

Dana glared at her.  “You know just as well as I do that it’s ‘The G Word.’  You know, ‘G’ as in ‘*****.’  Besides, they’re not all lesbians.  One of them is bi.”

“Whatever,” Alice replied, waving a hand carelessly.  “That show is so unbelievable.  And that one character gets on my nerves something awful.  You know, the blond writer?  Alicia or whatever her name is.”

“She just gets on your nerves because she’s so much like you,” Dana teased.

“Don’t start with me,” Alice warned, shaking her fist playfully.  “Anyway, her girlfriend is one hot tamale.”

“You mean Diana, the professional golfer?” Dana questioned.

“Mmm, that’s the one,” Alice replied, licking her lips.

“Ahem!” Dana cleared her throat loudly.  “I’m here, remember?  And willing to participate in your perverted little ***** games, against my better judgment.”

 Alice grinned and leaned in, lightly kissing the tip of Dana’s nose.  “You do it cause you love me.”

Dana nodded her agreement just before Alice added, “And because it turns you on, whether you want to admit it or not, you little perv.”