“Alright, well you try that, but I just figured that you and I could catch up, and then Miss Tina here give us a fashion show!”

“Oh that’s alright Phoebe, Tina gives me fashion shows all the time, I know exactly how things look on her, breathtaking.”

“Well, you can’t argue with that, Tina is truly a looker.”

“Oh you don’t have to tell me twice.”

“Okay you two, why don’t you and I go down there change, and show Phoebe what she picked out for us on us?”

“Alright baby right behind you.”

Tina and Bette walked down the stairs hand-in-hand, and Phoebe watched them intently until they reached her blind spot, where she could no longer see them.
As they entered the dressing room, Tina pulled the door shut with a near slam, and turned around and began to unbutton Bette’s top immediately. 

“Baby, what’s the hurry?”

“I just want you sooo badly!”

“Alright, but here, now?”

“Right now, right here, so everyone can hear us.”

“You mean so Phoebe can hear us?”

“Exactly! Baby I love that your so smart!”

“Baby, I’m not doing this right now.”

“Oh you mean because Phoebe is upstairs, what you only want me when your exes aren’t around, am I only good enough when no one that important isn’t around? I saw the looks you were giving each other!”

“Tina, what are you talking about, I don’t want her, I only want you.”

“Well you can have me right now.”

Bette pulled Tina away from her slightly afraid of what was going on. Tina had become so jealous of Phoebe and it scared Bette, not because Tina was acting like an animal, but because Tina was not trusting Bette somewhere deep within her heart. 

“NO! We are not doing this right now, I don’t know why your acting like this, but if it’s any consolation, I do not want Phoebe, she’s nothing to me, you’re my everything. Okay?”

“You know what Bette, whatever, fuck you.”

“Fuck me?”

“Yah, fuck you. If you want to go have sex with her then go back upstairs and I will take myself home, I will get a cab, and go get our daughter and go home, and wait for you there so you can have me when you want to have me.”

“Baby you know I don’t want that, you know it.”

“I do Bette, I do?”

“Yes, and I don’t know what’s going on with you, but if it makes you feel any better, I haven’t seen, or even thought of fucking Phoebe Cadlack in 25 years– or more. Baby you have nothing to worry about.”

“Alright, baby I’m sorry. I just, I don’t know, she was looking at you, and I just couldn’t take it, I wanted to reaffirm myself that you were mine. Bette, I am so sorry!”

“Baby, it’s fine, it’s my fault, we can go, we don’t have to get these dresses, there are so many more stores on this Goddamned street. Let’s get out of here!”

“Okay, I love you!”

“I love you too!”

Bette and Tina walked up the stairs hand-in-hand. With out the dresses on. Tina carried the dresses on her arm and handed them to Phoebe.

“Sorry bitch, we don’t want these. We are going to spend our money elsewhere. Bye!”
Bette smiled ear to ear with that statement, and then turned to Tina and winked at her playfully. 

“Good day Phoebe!”

“Yah, bye Bette!”

The girls walked out of the store, and gallantly got into Bette’s Saab…

“How rude, the bitch didn’t even say good-bye to me?!”

“Baby, your just too funny.”

Bette leaned in for a kiss, and held Tina closer as the kiss became more and more intense as Bette realized that Phoebe was watching the two of them make out. Phoebe just stared with disbelief. In awe of what just happened.
As they drove by, Tina smiled and waved to a dumbfounded Phoebe.

“Your are just so bad!”

“Well, that bitch just needed to step-off!”

“I love you!”

“I know you do, and I love you too, it’s the only reason why I get so jealous, it’s not because I don’t trust you, it’s because I knew that fucking bitch was undressing you with her eyes, and I am the only one who is meant to see that fantastic body.”

“The only one, forever!”