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Lez Planet
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"Good Morning, Ladies!", Kit is walking over, 5 cups on her tray.
Alice responds first, with a chipper "Hi Kit!"
Helena follows with, "Hello Kit, Good Morning to you too."
Shane smiles: "Hey Kit"
Bette stands up to help distribute the cups, "Thanks, Kit"
Once she sits down, Kit continues "So what’s going on?"
In reply, Bette pulls out a stack of what look like big scripts.
Alice: "What the heck are those?"
Bette: "Some light reading. Actually, its Jenny’s book."
Helena: "But what are you doing with them?"
As Bette hands one to each of them Alice adds: "More importantly, what the heck are -we- doing with them?"
Bette: "We have to read it for any ‘facts’ that pertain to us. It seems Jenny told New York Books that this (holding one up, the paper cover showing ‘Lez Planet’ in bold) is ‘mainly factual’, and their editor called her back to say they’d do it, but as non-fiction."
Helena: "Which means we all have to certify that whatever she wrote about us is the truth?"
Alice: "Or we can ‘X’ out what isn’t true?"
Bette: "Bingo."
Shane, casually flipping through the pages of her copy, "Cool.",
as Kit looks skeptically at the first pages, "Are we getting paid to read this… stuff?".
Bette: "Having read the first few pages, it appears we’ll be reading it in self-defense. And I think that’s why Jenny’s editor sent us these drafts directly, to make sure we’d all get a look at the ‘facts’ before she gives Jenny any kind of a contract."
They all read quietly for a bit, and then Helena pulls out a pen and does an ‘X’ across an entire page, "So, where do we send our corrections?"
Bette: "The editor’s name & telephone numbers, and interestingly enough, a long and detailed disclaimer, are on both inside covers."
Kit gets up, "I don’t have time to read this, pardon my facts, ‘Shit’, this morning. I might get to it later tonight."
Bette: "Well, according to the cover letter the editor sent in the box, we’re free to call her ‘anytime’ so whenever."
Shane, looking at the last page, "Geez, 300 pages."
Alice, looking over at Shane, "Looks like we’ll all be having a late night tonight."
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LMAO….this is a riot!!…well IC did say that we met the girls through Jenny’s eye,so you could be on to something.
this is great… who knows the last eppy could be jenny finishing her script and everyone could be in her mind only… imagine… if she made up the whole gang… i really like this… please continue
all i could do was laugh…thats always a good sign
LMAO! This is great! PPS!
Nanc, that was absolutely brilliant! You have found a way to explain away thoses annoying WTF momnets that is truly entertaining! Standing ovation for you!!!!!
OH,that was brilliantly done. The whole mess that the L-Word has been was all for a script that Jenny wrote is hilariously funny. I really like how your post was put together and made the whole show make sense.
This is fabulous. I think that it is a great start.Very funny. lol lol lol
I liked this story. What I liked best is the fact that Dana is alive and with Alice. Are you gonna continue or is that it?
Nanc, you’ve come up with a storyline for Max that finally makes sense!!! LOL!
If only…
Wow, that was great. I’ve always said Jenny was a lunatic and you have made it true. I loved the post is it a one off or are you planning to expand on it a bit?
We find out that Jenny is still in a mental hospital which is where she should have been all along. Maybe everything else is afarce as well. Please continue.
We find out that Jenny is still in a mental hospital which is where she should have been all along. Maybe everything else is afarce as well. Please continue.