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    Life Happens: The Stoners of LA

    Bette awoke just as the first strands of light were peaking across the horizon, hitting her as she faced the window. She reached behind for Helena but found only a cool spot where Helena had been. A slight feeling of panic jolted her fully awake, but she relaxed when she heard the distinctive sound of typing, followed by Helena’s voice quietly murmuring back what she had written.

     

    Bette eased herself out of bed, walking barefoot to retrieve a pair of underwear and a tank top, before wandering into the living room.

     

    “Hey.” She said groggily. Helena was wearing reading glasses, a cami and a pair of yoga pants. She held her computer on her lap, and was furiously writing something which held all of her attention.

     

    She finally looked up, smiling softly. “I’m sorry darling, did I wake you? Come here…” She held out her arm while Bette sat beside her.

     

    “Good morning.” Bette murmured, kissing Helena’s cheek. She turned her attention to the computer. “What are you writing?”

     

    “I thought I’d look into one or two of those funding sources you had mentioned yesterday.” Helena took her arm away from around Bette’s shoulders and began to edit a particularly stubborn sentence.

     

    “How long have you been at it?” Bette was pleasantly surprised and had a hard time keeping the shock from her voice.

     

    Helena rolled her eyes. “Oh ye, of little faith. I’ve been up for an hour. One of these is due tomorrow, the other is due the day after that.” She deleted a few extraneous words, wondering how she would bring up what she needed to bring up next with Bette. “Oh, and darling, I received the loveliest email from my mother.”

     

    Bette nodded approvingly. “Did she apologize?”

     

    “Yes, she did. She sent me a long flowery apology, reminding me that I am the apple of her eye and the fruit of her womb…”

     

    Bette laughed, “She didn’t really say that did she?”

     

    “Well no, but she does love me very much and wants me to be happy, and is willing to put me back on the board of the Peabody Foundation. Oh, and she wants to give me full access to the family holdings again, and will even have our lawyer talk to my old landlord about renting that beach front house again.” Helena spoke very casually, waiting for Bette’s reaction. She turned to her side and saw Bette’s shocked look, and added “But I’ve decided to turn down all of that.”

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    Comments

    1. Am I first, I hope so … I stayed up later than late just to read this lady! and it was worth it, I’m so looking forward to your x-over post, but this deserves merit of it’s own, even if you didn’t tip a cow for me. Incidentally I’m not sure it’s possible, some friends and I tried a few yrs ago on Dartmoor, whilst camping, and stoned, god I loved this chapter, tee hee giggling now … oh and the nc-17 stuff was, y’know, not bad :-D

    2. I guess that earthy smell didn’t translate so well from one story to another, but I quite enjoyed this one as well. Despite the earty smell. I must say, Bette and Helena seem to have quite the sex life together. I’ve never tipped a cow, but I’ve certainly had my share of the spliff. I’d have to say the magic mushrooms were the most giggles, though. Have to be able to trust your source, however.

    3. Stoned Alice and Helena redux: brilliant! Why couldn’t the ski-lift scene have concluded with some Belena action on the show? After all, weren’t they in car 69? I have to agree with Akiracolorblind, this story just goes from strength to strength. Your talent and hard work are much appreciated.

    4. Awesome! Helena but her feelongs for Bette on the line so now they can both have a big sigh of relief; they want each other and love each other and as soon as Bette dumps Jodi and Helena has a little chat w/ Elaine all will be good in the world. So does Bette know that it’s Elaine that Helena was with before she arrived in London w/ the girls? And now that Helena is back in mommy’s good graces when she gets back to the states is she palnning on getting her own place for just her or will she be shacking up w/ Bette? PPS!

    5. this is ridiculously amazing!! I mean–I can’t get enough of it! You’re doing a better job every time you write this!! I love every single moment of it..I love the part about giving Bette and Shana a cow as a gift. Helena and Bette were beautiful together in your story! They are meant to be for each other! Please keep up with the good work!! I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!

    6. I’m glad Helena turn Peggy down. It’s about time Helena became her own woman as well as Bette’s. And to stand on her own feet and succeed in doing what we all know she is capable of, is even more of a treat. With the support of her family and friends I see no reason why she would not accomplish her goals. And Bette really needs to break it off with Jodi. If Helena is the one she truly loves, she needs to step up to plate and take that swing at love. We have all probaly struck out once in our lives or more, but somethings are worth taking a chance on. I feel bad for Elaine though she is really in love with Helena, to bad Helena didn’t see that before she slept with her again. Excellent writing I don’t know how you do it, but please keep doing it.

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