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    Life Happens: The Stoners of LA

     

    “What? Wait, what?”

     

    “I don’t want it.” Helena shrugged. “I mean I may want to borrow a bit of money, to be honest. I can’t be completely penniless any longer, and I do want to give back all of Catherine’s money. Well, I haven’t worked out the kinks in all of this, but when I read that email I became even more determined to stand on my own feet. Honestly, I’m going to be 40…”

     

    “When?”

     

    “In five years. Anyway, I’m going to be 40 someday soon’ish, and I want to be a self-sufficient woman, doing something that I love, spending time with people whom I love—and I want my children with me far more often than is currently the case.”

     

    Helena was silent, again, checking something that she had written.  Bette looked over her shoulder for a few minutes, giving a suggestion or two along the way.

     

    “So I think I’ll go straight from London to New York.” Helena spoke softly. She looked sideways at Bette, waiting for a reaction.

     

    “New York, good, you’ll see your kids.” Bette was bewildered at the stare she was receiving. “What? You want me to come with you?” Helena nodded. “Maybe I should get back to work, I mean I can’t take too long off.” Bette tried to ignore the nervousness which crept upon her. “I should go with you and talk to Jodi, shouldn’t I?”

     

    “If you want to.” Helena reached with her hand to caress Bette’s cheek—her look was intense, but she remained mysterious about her own wishes. “It’s totally up to you.”

     

    Bette sighed and crawled behind Helena, wrapping her long legs around Helena’s waist, massaging her shoulders while she relaxed back into Bette’s embrace.  She wished that Helena could be a little bit more decisive where she was concerned. She remembered back to the first time they had made love—when Helena promised that they would both find what they needed to find, to make them happy. Bette was starting to feel as though she had found what she was waiting for—but Helena could not be rushed, it would seem.

     

    Helena typed for a few minutes, enjoying the feel of Bette’s lips across her ear, her hands on the skin of her shoulders. “Hmmm, that’s lovely. Imagine if we could do our work like this every day?”

    Comments

    1. Am I first, I hope so … I stayed up later than late just to read this lady! and it was worth it, I’m so looking forward to your x-over post, but this deserves merit of it’s own, even if you didn’t tip a cow for me. Incidentally I’m not sure it’s possible, some friends and I tried a few yrs ago on Dartmoor, whilst camping, and stoned, god I loved this chapter, tee hee giggling now … oh and the nc-17 stuff was, y’know, not bad :-D

    2. I guess that earthy smell didn’t translate so well from one story to another, but I quite enjoyed this one as well. Despite the earty smell. I must say, Bette and Helena seem to have quite the sex life together. I’ve never tipped a cow, but I’ve certainly had my share of the spliff. I’d have to say the magic mushrooms were the most giggles, though. Have to be able to trust your source, however.

    3. Stoned Alice and Helena redux: brilliant! Why couldn’t the ski-lift scene have concluded with some Belena action on the show? After all, weren’t they in car 69? I have to agree with Akiracolorblind, this story just goes from strength to strength. Your talent and hard work are much appreciated.

    4. Awesome! Helena but her feelongs for Bette on the line so now they can both have a big sigh of relief; they want each other and love each other and as soon as Bette dumps Jodi and Helena has a little chat w/ Elaine all will be good in the world. So does Bette know that it’s Elaine that Helena was with before she arrived in London w/ the girls? And now that Helena is back in mommy’s good graces when she gets back to the states is she palnning on getting her own place for just her or will she be shacking up w/ Bette? PPS!

    5. this is ridiculously amazing!! I mean–I can’t get enough of it! You’re doing a better job every time you write this!! I love every single moment of it..I love the part about giving Bette and Shana a cow as a gift. Helena and Bette were beautiful together in your story! They are meant to be for each other! Please keep up with the good work!! I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!

    6. I’m glad Helena turn Peggy down. It’s about time Helena became her own woman as well as Bette’s. And to stand on her own feet and succeed in doing what we all know she is capable of, is even more of a treat. With the support of her family and friends I see no reason why she would not accomplish her goals. And Bette really needs to break it off with Jodi. If Helena is the one she truly loves, she needs to step up to plate and take that swing at love. We have all probaly struck out once in our lives or more, but somethings are worth taking a chance on. I feel bad for Elaine though she is really in love with Helena, to bad Helena didn’t see that before she slept with her again. Excellent writing I don’t know how you do it, but please keep doing it.

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