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    Life With Liz – CH 45

    Story written on September 27, 2005 by aaTnB.
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    “Bad boys bad boys…whatcha gonna dooo…whatcha gonna do when they come for you!!!”

     

    “And just how do you know about COPS.”

     

    “Aunty Alice lets me watch it when she comes over.  Its funwe sit and watch the episode then we act out the parts”

     

    Steam literally fumed from Bette’s ears as she sent her kids outside to play.  She was ready to ring Alice’s neck and even Tina couldn’t get to her in time to stop Bette from calling Alice.

     

    RING RING RING

     

    “Piazecki hotline”

     

    “Why are you letting a six year old watch COPS?”

     

    “Bette?”

     

    “I don’t know about you but I don’t want MY daughter.YOUR goddaughter watching a show about *****, drugs and crime.”

     

    “What?”

     

    “Liz mentioned how Aunty Alice lets her watch COPS when you babysit.  What the ***** Al?”

     

    There was silence for a few seconds then there was nothing but laughter on the other end of the phone causing Bette to get even more upset than she already was.  She breathed loudly into the phone to let Alice know she was still not happy.  After a few moments Alice regained her composure.

     

    “Okay Bette calm down.  They play the same show twice in one day then once the next afternoon.  If I know that I am going to be spending some time at Casa de Porter-Kennard I’ll watch it the night before and if its not too bad I’ll let Liz watch it when I’m here.  I swear I only let her watch the ones with the car chases or the stupid criminals.  I never let her watch the ones with the drug busts or anything okay?  Jeezwhat kind of babysitter do you think I am?”

     

    “Questionable”

     

    “Besides, you know as well as I do if the kid wants to watch some seriously bloody stuff all she needs to do is watch the news.  Relax PorterI’m not corrupting the little oneYET.”

     

    And with that Alice hung up leaving Bette shaking her head at the phone.  She turned back to Tina with a look of annoyance, which only increased when she saw Tina’s face.

     

    “You know about this?”

     

    “Alice mentioned it to me.  It’s harmless Bettebesideswith as much energy as Liz has, I want her doing something productive not just beating up on her brother all the time.”

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    1. man where the hell have oyu been???ive missed your story sooooooooooo much..Liz for sure is the only one to mess up with Bette big time…lol..i love Liz and Sky they are so cute together..please dont take so long to post again the adventures of kennard Porter family..lol..thanks :o)

    2. OMG I have missed this story so much, I’m laughing so hard that I’m almost falling out of my chair. LOL Liz is so funny and the way she gets to Bette everytime, just hilarious. Please post soon, and keep them coming. Love it.

    4. aaTnB,

      Girl, you have been missed.

      Glad to see all of the mischief and humor is present in your fabulous fan fiction.

      It is wondrous to see all of the playfulness and inventiveness of children captured so skillfully in your story.

      My side hurt at the laughter you have caused.

      I will have the COPS theme rattling around my head all day. Thank you!!

      No, really thank you for brightening my mood.

      A work of genius.

      Please continue now!!!

      Your Loyal Fan

    8. Hey where have you been? Missed this about Liz. She has always gotten to Bette, Kid are so funny,they are like a sponge solk up everything. Poor Bette anf Skye.

    10. I can’t tell you how much I miss this story. I wish you could post more often, maybe 1or2 times a month. Excellent chapter as always, hope to see another soon. Thanks

    11. well its about time… i have missed you… and thank god your liz doesn not live with me… mine is bad enough… but she takes the cake… don’t stay away so long

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