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    Life With Liz – CH 45

     

    “Then sign her up for another sport”

     

    Bette walked into the bedroom to lie down leaving Tina rolling her eyes as she headed outside to check on the kids. 

     

    “Bang bang”

     

    “BANG!”

     

    Liz and Sky were now killing the bad plant and Tina just laughed as she sat by the pool and watched her two kids. 

     

    “Come on Skylet’s move!”

     

    Liz and Sky knelt down and crawled about five feet before they rolled on their side pretending to escape a harry situation.  Liz had a look of determination on her face as she twisted and turned and tried to outrun the bad guy.  After a few moments of doing that Liz was not satisfied with her progress so she turned to her brother.  She ripped his “badge” off and declared him the villan.

     

    “Okay Skyyou’re the bad guy.  Go run inside and I’m going to arrest you.”

     

    Sky’s eyes got wide as he made a mad dash for the house.  Liz beamed at Tina before running in after him screaming the theme song to COPS.  Sky had rounded the corner and was heading down the hallway towards his refugea sleeping Bette in the bedroom.  He burst open the door and lunged into Bette with all his might while big sister chased closely behind.  Bette awoke with a start and Liz couldn’t contain the laughter as she took in her mother’s look of surprise at her son who had the water pistol drawn and was getting water all over the bed and the two of them.  Liz jumped on her brother and managed to get her piece of yarn tied around one of his wrists like a handcuff.  She smiled with pleasure.

     

    “OUT!”

     

    “No mommy you’re arrested now.  This is jailyou and Sky have to stay in jail”

     

    Bette went to reach for Liz’s gun but Liz pulled the trigger and doused Bette’s face with water. While she was wiping her face, Liz pounced on her and managed to get one of Bette’s hands tied loosely to Sky’s already bound hand.  She was victorious.

     

    “TINA!”

     

    Tina came running in to see what was the matter.  What she found was her three-year-old son sitting tied to her wife, both of them covered in water with her six year old daughter standing triumphantly over them with her pistol drawn and a look of satisfaction on her face.  Tina was thoroughly confused.

     

    “What in the world is going on here?”

     

    “Mommy and Sky are arrestedthey’re in jail”

     

    “Tina please”

     

    “Please what babe? You heard the ladyyou’re in jail so you’d better cool off and think about what you’ve done.”

     

    And with that Tina put her arm around Liz and escorted her out of the “cell.”  While Bette and Sky sat in the bedroom untangling themselves they looked at each other and shook their heads before erupting with laughter that rivaled that of the laughter coming from Liz and Tina. 

     

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    Comments

    1. man where the hell have oyu been???ive missed your story sooooooooooo much..Liz for sure is the only one to mess up with Bette big time…lol..i love Liz and Sky they are so cute together..please dont take so long to post again the adventures of kennard Porter family..lol..thanks :o)

    2. OMG I have missed this story so much, I’m laughing so hard that I’m almost falling out of my chair. LOL Liz is so funny and the way she gets to Bette everytime, just hilarious. Please post soon, and keep them coming. Love it.

    3. aaTnB,

      Girl, you have been missed.

      Glad to see all of the mischief and humor is present in your fabulous fan fiction.

      It is wondrous to see all of the playfulness and inventiveness of children captured so skillfully in your story.

      My side hurt at the laughter you have caused.

      I will have the COPS theme rattling around my head all day. Thank you!!

      No, really thank you for brightening my mood.

      A work of genius.

      Please continue now!!!

      Your Loyal Fan

    4. Hey where have you been? Missed this about Liz. She has always gotten to Bette, Kid are so funny,they are like a sponge solk up everything. Poor Bette anf Skye.

    5. I can’t tell you how much I miss this story. I wish you could post more often, maybe 1or2 times a month. Excellent chapter as always, hope to see another soon. Thanks

    6. well its about time… i have missed you… and thank god your liz doesn not live with me… mine is bad enough… but she takes the cake… don’t stay away so long

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