Carmen: “Thanks Teen”

Shane: “Cool.”

Shane reached over and smacked Alice‘s arm.  “Soooo?”

Alice: “Okay”

With the enthusiasm of a schoolgirl about to reveal her summertime crush, Alice quickly threw her body in front of Shane, as Jenny and Carmen gathered round’.  Dramatically clutching at her chest, she began.  “I, meaning me Alice Pieszecki, journalist, have been chosen to represent the magazine this year at the West Hollywood GLBT Youth Center Film Festival.”

Shane: “No way”

Alice: “Way!”

Jenny: “That is so awesome, Alice.  What do they want you to do?”

Dana, without taking her face from the sun, said, “I thought it was cool too.  Butwell go ahead, honey, tell them”

Alice: “Thank you, Dana.  I’m going to be making a film, and the best partthey’re going to be showing it at the festival.”

Carmen: “A film, are you kidding me, about what?”

Jenny: “Oh, Alice that is so exciting.”

Alice: “I know, and all the proceeds go to charity or some ***** like that, but the winner, the winner, Jenny, gets to have their film tour the country.  It’ll be shown in a bunch of different cities.”

Dana: “Don’t stopkeeeeep going.”

Carmen: “Wait, what is the film about?”

Alice: “What’s it about?”

Shane: “Yeah, whwhat’s your film going to be about?”

Dana: “Annnnd, here it comes”

Alice: “Well, this is where I need all of your help.”

Dana: “And, Bingo!”

They were all piled on the bed, motionless and lock jawed as Tina gently rocked back in forth in her feeding chair.  “No, Jenny, it doesn’t hurt at all.”

Carmen: “What about chaffing?”

Tina: “Uhhh, a little.  Nothing too serious.”

Shane: “And does the one she’s feeding off of get smaller than the other one when she’s done?”

Tina:  “To be honest, Shane, I haven’t noticed a difference.”

Alice shrugged, “Well, they still look firm.”

Dana, Jenny, Shane and Carmen:  “Oh yeah, firm, definitely, nice, no doubt”

Tina smiled and said, “Aw, thank you, guys.  So, Alice, what did you want to talk to me about?”

All head’s turned to Alice, well, except Shane’s.  “Um, well, what I wanted to talk to you about, Tinaokay, how do I put thisoh, where to start”