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    Lost, part 6

    This narcoleptic tendency was something all of their friends were well aware of.When they had first started dating, Alice had the brilliant idea of having a dinner party.

    Since it was a special occasion; one of the first parties Alice had invited Tina to, Alice thought it was only fitting to break out the good wine, and of course, the kind bud. Bad idea. The combination of wine and pot only served to turn Tina into a paranoid, obsessive-compulsive control freak that piled all of the furniture from the living room and kitchen in front of the door because she thought the cops were going to come in and arrest them.

    “Whoa T, you are not putting my bed in front of the door,” Alice said in the most authoritative voice she could muster. “The cops are not going to bust down the door.”

    “’Reality Bites’? You have ‘Reality Bites’?” Tina said forgetting about the door completely.

    “You like that?”

    “It’s only like the anthem for a generation. ‘My my my My Shirona,’” Tina sang as Alice just stared at her.

    “Well alright, ‘Reality Bites’ it is,” Alice said as she put in the DVD, returning to the kitchen where Shane and Bette were laughing so hard they were crying and had turned bright red.

    “I can’t believe you assholes made me do that shit by myself, is she ADD or something?” Alice said as she took the joint from Bette and inhaled deeply. “Tina is fucking crazy,” she said with a straight face. She paused as Bette and Shane just stared at her. “I fucking LOVE her! You finally found someone as fucking crazy as you are Bette.”

    “You also fucking LOVE to say fuck too, fucker,” said Bette, cracking herself up. “Fuck, fuck…I love that word.”

    “You both sound like you fucking have fucking Tourettes,” Shane said joining in.

    Pretty soon they were all yelling fuck at the top of their lungs.

    “Reality Bites” distracted her enough to put her to sleep. Just when they thought she was out for the night the snoring began. What started out small and cute quickly grew loud and annoying.

    Bette and Alice were so high they thought it would be funny to plug Tina’s nose and see what happened. What happened was Tina just snored through her mouth; even louder. Eventually though, she managed to wake herself up when she could no longer breathe. With a loud round of snorts, which sounded remarkably like an out of breath bear and a pig fucking, Tina’s eyes shot open as she caught her breath

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    1. I love the way you tell this story. I do hope u intend to carry on. I’d like to read what was in the envelopes and see how their relationship develops so plz carry on.

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