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    Love’s Calling (37)-Give it Up

    Bette is lost in some very happy Tina Kennard thoughts and is replaying some of her favorite memories in her mind.  The phone rings, bringing Bette back to realitythough a giddy smile remains intact on her face.

    Bette (quickly picking up the phone): “JesusI’m missing you like crazy!”

    Alice (laughing): “WellI miss you too, sweetie pie!  And really, ‘Jesus’ is really a little over the topjust call me Al!”

    Bette (frustrated yet unable to keep from laughing): “Hello PITA!”

    Alice (pretending to take offense): “Aren’t you sick of using the old ‘pain in the *****’ acronym yet, Porter?”

    Bette (laughing): “Actually honey, it’s Piesnecki In The *****. What’s up?”

    Alice:  “Just wanted you to know, the plan is in motion.”

    Bette: “Wow, you’re quick.”

    Alice (unusually serious): “Hey, it’s for your T and if this is a big deal for you, then it is for me.”

    Bette: “You’re a good friend, Al.  Thanks for helping out.”

    Alice:  “You know I do what I can.  And anywayyou can tell me all the hot details of how Tina rewards you”

    Bette (rolling her eyes): “Good night, you horny toad!”

    Alice (cackling): “Good night, you over sexed bunny!”

    Almost as soon as Bette places the phone back on the charger, it rings again.

    Bette (answering immediately but in a questioning manner afraid it might be Alice again): “I miss you, T?”

    Tina (giggling): “Okay, babebut can you say it like you mean it though?”

    Bette (relieved it is Tina): “I do mean it baby.  I MISS YOU!”

    Tina: “I know baby.  I miss you so much too!”

    Bette (explaining why her initial greeting was so odd): “Alice just got off the phone with me and I thought she was calling back again.”

    Tina: “Al calling so late in the night, baby?”

    Bette:  “Yeah”

    Tina (teasing): “Booty call?”

    Bette: “Tina!”

    Tina (laughing): “Kidding baby.”

    Bette:  “Actually I guess it was sort of a booty call”

    Tina (stammering):  “WHAT?”

    Bette:  “She does like to be a pain in my *****!”

    The two of them begin to laugh, loving the sound of each other’s laughter.

    Comments

    1. so sweet. you two always make me smile that big “botox smile”. i look very silly…a fish with a smile. keep entertaining us with this great story. i love it. thank you.

    2. As much as I enjoyed Bette’s trip down to New Mexico to surprise Tina I do love it when the girls are involved in the story. Their antics have me in stitches, can’t wait to find out what the surprises both of our girls have in store for each other.

    3. fergz honey – im foofing. really. missing you also. where and when sweetie.h&s – girls you are so BAD!! but in a good way. you know how much i love this. it makes my heart do thumping jacks. love the framily scenes. i think we need more of them in the show. thanks a soon please.

    4. Extended chapter! Woo-hoo!! *Does little happy dance* “It’s not home until you’re with me, T. And I can’t wait to get home.” *Sigh* I melted right along with Tina after this line. There’s only one word necessary to describe this chapter: sweet. Incredibly, amazingly, heartwarmingly sweet. Okay, maybe more than one word. :P Spectacular job, H&S! Thanks!!

    5. I am the lucky one because of this wonderfull chapter – so sweet and funny. I really love the banter between them and can’t wait to see their surprices for one another.

    6. These two are so sweet and cute together. It will be great when they finally get back to each other. It sounds like Bette is thinking about something more permenant, like waking up with Tina every morning. hmmmmmmmmm Great job girls :o)

    7. I love your story,chapter by chapter.It keeps getting cuter and sweeter. Alice is so funny. On this I’m going to bed . You both take care..Hey.down here a “horney toad is really a toad. Thanks

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