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    Love’s Calling (39): “MY WHAT?”

    Story written on December 13, 2005 by heartandsoul.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58283
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    Bette leads Tina into the surprise party and…well there are a lot of surprises!

    Shane (to Alice): “You didn’t”

    Alice (downing a shot of the hard stuff and sporting that Cheshire cat smile): “Oh yes I did! I did a story on *****”

    Shane (cutting her off and trying to remain calm): “But Bette will”

    Dana (in a panic): “*****!”

    Alice (laughing at the thought): “Porter will seriously ***** coz she loves”

    Dana (gripping Alice by the shoulders and shaking her like a rag doll): “Tina! Bette loves Tina, Al!”

    Alice (shaking Dana’s hands off her): “I know that doofus. But she also has a thing for”

    Shane (interrupting Alice): “Please tell me you’re kidding!”

    Alice (picking up her shot and downing it): “I kid not Yoda dear, any minute now we will be entertained by”

    [Cue the doorbellDING! DONG!]

    Shane (moving toward the door quickly): “***** man! Are those theum, exotic performers?”

    Alice (cackling and running behind Shane): “Strippers? ***** starlets? No, noI got us the one and only *****”

    Shane (turns around to cover Alice‘s mouth with her hand): “Holy *****!”

    Dana (covering her ears): “Stop! Stop! (waving Alice away) Don’t say THAT! I don’t want to hear it!”

    Bette (upon hearing the doorbell): “I’ll get the door”

    Bette begins making her way to the door to be quickly stopped by McCutcheon.

    Shane (putting her hand on Bette’s shoulder): “No, no. I will get the door. You ought to mind that redhead that’s been eyeing T all night! (Shane looks around in a panic)

    Bette (looking around): “WHAT? Which redhead? (Bette huffs, making her way to Tina)

    Dana (patting Shane on the back and exhaling in relief): “Close call.”

    Shane (giving her a weak smile): “Thanks. (looking around for Alicewho is opening the front door) “Oh *****, here we go”

    Alice is all smiles as she opens the door. Dana and Shane hold their breath for the entrance of Alice‘s “friends.”

    The sight before them has left them practically speechless, mouths gaping wide open in surprise

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    6. happy belated birthday soul=)..i love that song by the pussycat dolls too! and how appropriate!..oh pls tell poor heart to pls cheer up..i’m feeling kinda depressed seeing the promos and the spoilers..but hey tts what fan fiction is for right?!..cheers

    7. AHH see you didnt take my advice and get Bette to clear that party!!! Shame!!! or is it???lol anyway there were so many funny comments in this i really loved it…”if you come with me then youll come with me” that was priceless…but now that the Pussycat dolls are doing housse appearences… that little interaction with Bette& Tina “MY WHAT” well that just tiped me over the edge!!! you aim to please and Huns you do!!!lol

    10. fergz was right i was getting the drinks just didnt know i had to get them from way over there. fell down and couldnt get up.thank you girls. i loved it. wish i coulda been there to see them.

    14. There’s my happy dance!! *Joins in and does my own patented version* Hehe Definitely still feeling like a rock star, Soul, thanks to you two!!! I understand why Heart’s disappointed, but that’s why you guys have to continue writing!! We need our fix of B&T love and there’s nowhere better to get it. :) Alice definitely scored major bonus points getting the Pussy Cat Dolls, then giving Bette the credit for it! Hopefully she’s earned enough for the madness that’s sure to come with these games that she’s now referring to! lol Glad Tina enjoyed her surprise. More soon please!!

    15. I’m going to tr to explaine this to you two,so you can be happy again. If you are really really ill the Doctors tells you all of the bad thing,Like you might die in a few days. The you make the recovery and you know that he is the best Doctor in the worls, her saved your life. Sp IC show so bad shit and we think the worse.Then good thing happen and we all love her{IC} again. I believe that they are BS’s us. Thanks for the wonderfl post. Let have more sooner. Thanks

    16. Happy Birthday Soul, how do you feel when you are almost 60 years old Aunty;) Hahahaah I’m on 3 monthes vacation in Thailand, Is that cool?? and again I wish I here with TINA…my love

    18. Hi, glad to see you posted! Great chapter as always. you did have me worried with the Pussy…cat dolls LOL! Can’t wait to see what games they’ll be playing! post as soon as you can please!

    20. First thing’s first: Soul, belated birthday greetings. I would love to spend a birthday in Disneyworld, hope it was a goo one. To Heart – I totally understand you spoiler feelings. I just saw the new TiBette one last night and I am in serious denial over the whole thing and still believe I’m going to wake up one day and it’s all going to be a very very bad dream. Anyway, onto the chapter at hand. If I knew the Pussycat Dolls or had any way to contact them I would show them this story because I think it’s hilarious. I think there should be a warning on these things that says something like WRN: YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD SO BE PREPARED FOR PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE CRAZY! Coz that’s exactly the kinda look I get when I’m not able to catch myself before I burst out laughing. I love the way the characters are written in this story but more than that I love how as a reader I react the same way they do to the other’s actions – especially Alice. I can feel the worry creeping up on Shane and Dana when they hear what she’s got planned and my eyebrow raised and mouth dropped the moment I read her say, ‘…time for the games to begin.’ It’s genius.

    21. the spoilers suck… and if it does happen the way they say… well road trip everyone… we all go to vancuver to TAR AND FEATHER THE BITCH… love your stoey… so glad tina didn’t loose her coat as aoon as the door closed… please continue

    23. Thanks for the update. It was funny and sexy. Al is definitely on a roll…I’m sure the games are going to be very interesting. Very nice touch with the PCD song…really matches B & T. Please continue.

    28. Oh no when Alice say games like that our girls are in so much trouble…love it LOL. I just loved the “if you come with me… (clears her throat) uh, then you’ll be coming with me” comment… Happy birthday Soul – I’m glad you had a great day.

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