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    Love’s Calling: (40) Expect The Unexpected

    Story written on December 18, 2005 by heartandsoul.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=58393
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    The party is on and everyone parties a little too hard…especially Tina

    When the song had ended, the crowd roared. The ***** Cat Dolls gave Tina and Bette a quick wave and
    made their hurried exit to their next destination. The
    partygoers raved about the performance, while the inner circle congregated
    together.

    Bette (giving Alice
    a hug and whispering into her ear): “Alyou never cease to amaze me.”

    Alice
    (beaming back at her friend): “I am pretty damn amazing, aren’t I?”

    Dana (overhearing and playfully
    swatting Alice):
    “And so very humble.”

    Alice
    (slamming a shooter down): “I’m that too. I’m the *****! The bomb!”

    Shane (laughing): “I don’t know
    about the *****, but bombyeah, bombed off your bisexual *****!”

    Tina (hugging Alice):
    “The ***** Cat Dolls! That was incredible, Alice!”

    Alice
    (hugging Tina back while winking at Bette): “Glad you loved it Tina but it was
    Porter’s idea, T.”

    Tina (looking up at Bette with a
    shocked look on her face): “Bettebaby I don’t know what to say!”

    Bette (glancing at a smiling
    Piesnecki and then back to Tina): “Neither do I.”

    Alice:
    “And now (smiling that Cheshire cat smile and rubbing her palms together
    excitedly)now it’s time for the games to begin.”

    Bette, Tina, Shane and Dana (in
    unison): “Games?”

    Alice (leading the girls out to the pool area): “Tina’s got
    two piatas to handle”

    Dana (laughs): “Figures.”

    Alice: “Figures? What does that mean?”

    Dana: “Two piatas, AlHA! Tina’s
    breaking in a pair of *****!”

    Alice (shaking her head): “Good thinking but no, tennis
    ace. It’s called OUT with the old and IN with the new”

    The gang walked out to the backyard where two
    piatas hang. On one branch is a phallic shaped piata and the other is a
    giganticummagic clam.

    Alice (handing Tina the stick): “Out
    with the old(pointing to the male anatomy shaped piata) and in with the new”
    (then pointing to a piata of a woman’s private part).”

    Bette (looking at the large male genitalia
    hanging in front of them): “If I wasn’t on such a happy high for TinaTHAT
    would greatly disturb me.”

    Shane (massaging her forehead and then
    looking over at Bette): “You? ***** man, I am going to need therapy!”

    Dana (shielding her eyes): “Make it a
    couple’s appointmentI’ll come with you!”

    Alice (cackling with laughter and grabbing Tina): “Time to
    break ‘em and create havoc while we scrambling for the goodies inside them.”

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    9. DAMN!!! OMG that was way funny. one question though, when is dana gonna get the bush refrence. i fell 2 da damn floor reading that. i woke the whole house. please post soon. PEACE.

    14. Wish you wouldn”t stop this story,as the writer you know when to fold them. Was so glad to be a reader and to Heart andSoul I sen to you aMerry Christmas and a very Hppy New year. Thanks so much bvh

    15. You guys can’t stop. Great story,you always have me cracking up. Dana,poor thing she is so slow. You could always give us later in the evening escapades. Hey if we don’t hear from you before then, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

    16. *rolling on the floor gasping for air* OMG I wonder if I woke up the neighbors from laughing so hard. Dana, God love her, is such a ditz. *breathes* Magic clam. *falls to the floor laughing again*

    19. Hahaha awesome chapter!! You guys really know how to make me feel like a celebrity! *Blushes* I must be as slow as Dana because I immediately went to George W. when Alice said Bush supporter! LOL Alice and her crazy ideas. She definitely knows how to make things interesting. Glad that Tina had a fantastic coming out party. Thanks for letting Soul get crazy, Heart! :D

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