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    Mascarade

    Story written on July 17, 2011 by venera.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=77874
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    Single chapter
    One-off

    –          – Umm, excuse me. Could you help me, please?

    The voice coming from somewhere behind me sounded quiet and nervous. I turned around and drowned in the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. Hazel with amazing golden-brown glints and dark rim, they seemed to show every single emotion it is possible to feel for a human being. They showed the shyness, some embarrassment, readiness to laugh at the awkwardness, even little mischief. I never thought one’s eyes could tell so much. I don’t even know how I managed to say a whole sentence.

    –          – Oh… yeah, sure…

    I know it can’t really count for a legit sentence but I felt very proud of myself at the moment. A second later I looked at the owner of those eyes. I could almost hear the sound of my jaw falling on the wooden floor. No words could describe her. The delicate features of her face, small hoping smile, questioningly raised eyebrows, slightly reddened cheeks. Her hair were pulled up, but a short lock near her left ear escaped the tight band and was hanging loose touching her neck when she turned her head.

    –          – I can’t seem to find this one thing… umm, it’s a vibrator… you know, the one that looks like a bunny.

    Oh, you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! She thinks I’m a shop assistant. A sex-shop assistant!

    –          – Ah, I see. Yes, I know just what you need. What size are you looking for?

    Potter, what’s wrong with you, for fuck’s sake?! Why didn’t you just tell the woman she had been mistaken? And you asked her about the size… Great. And why are you smiling so understandingly?

    –          – Oh, there’s more than one? … I don’t know really. It’s… it’s a birthday present. She just wants a pink one. That’s all I know…

    She? So does that mean you are gay? Fuck, does that also mean you’re an unavailable gay? Shit. Ok, get a grip already. Look at her. She’s totally terrified of this whole sex-shop atmosphere. I might just help her out.

    –          – Hmm… Well, there are a lot of different kinds. There are dildos with vibrators. There are vibrators for two people so that they could … um, enjoy sex simultaneously. There are the ones you could put on your finger and massage your clit…oris. It’s one of my personal favorites.

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    1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was sooooo funny!!!! OMG would you mind too horribly making this a multi chapter story?? It’s about time someone writes a humorous, drama-free Bette and Tina story! Welcome to the gang!

    3. I know this said one-off, but I really think we need another one to find out if Bette needed any help from Tina or discovered any new toys to try out?! ;D

    4. This story was laugh out loud hysterical. I loved it just as a one-off but hopefully you will write more stories. Thank you for getting your feet wet … great job.

    7. LMAO!!! … :-D this is so good! Thanks for this story!! You make my Monday much bearable!!! :-) and as the others mentioned… Maybe you would like to write more and share with us?! :-) hehe… In your flight back maybe?! Lol…

    12. This is soooo funny!!!LOL It made my day！If you would consider make it not just one shot but a whole beginning TiBette story, it would be more awesome!!!

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