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    Mascarade

    Story written on July 17, 2011 by venera.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=77874
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    Single chapter
    One-off

    Is this you helping out?! Look, she is as red as Chinese flag now! You don’t even know her name and already are telling her what your favorite sex toys are… Good one, Potter.

    –          – Bette! Porter! Where the hell have you been? I already got everything I needed for Dana. Thanks for coming with me, not that you really helped, but they say it’s the thought that counts… You ready to go now? Because I’m starving. Strangely enough, looking at the food-shaped dildos made me hungry… Hey, you coming or what?

    Fucking Alice. Now she knows I’m not an assistant. She looks a little mad. Or maybe she’s trying not to laugh. If so, what is so funny? Must be Alice. Her talking speed is higher than Maserati or would the Russian automatic shotgun be a better comparison? Whatever it is, she’s a walking disaster.

    –          – Thank you for such an informative insight, Ms. … eh, Porter? And sorry for my silly assumption.

    –          – No, it’s me who is sorry. I should’ve said something.

    Ugh, you’re such an idiot, Potter! She’s going to walk away now. Anyone would. As much as I would enjoy the back sight, I would rather have her stay just for a little longer. Look her in the eyes again and maybe understand what her secret is.

    –          – Miss Kennard! The representative from “Adam and Eve” just came in; he wants to talk about new arrivals. He’s waiting for you in your office.

    Whoa! Wait a second now! What was that about? Does it have something to do with her guilty look and that smile hidden in the corners of her mouth? She has an amazing laughter. Why am I laughing with her? This is just crazy. She’s the fucking owner of this shop.

    –          – Porter! Are you trying to kill me?!

    –         –  Alright, Alice, we’re going now. No more shopping on Mondays, though…

     

     

     

    Tuesday’s mail. The small note on the FedEx box said: “If you need help figuring out how this thing works, my card is inside. If I remember it right, it’s your personal favorite. Tina Kennard”. 

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    1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was sooooo funny!!!! OMG would you mind too horribly making this a multi chapter story?? It’s about time someone writes a humorous, drama-free Bette and Tina story! Welcome to the gang!

    3. I know this said one-off, but I really think we need another one to find out if Bette needed any help from Tina or discovered any new toys to try out?! ;D

    4. This story was laugh out loud hysterical. I loved it just as a one-off but hopefully you will write more stories. Thank you for getting your feet wet … great job.

    7. LMAO!!! … :-D this is so good! Thanks for this story!! You make my Monday much bearable!!! :-) and as the others mentioned… Maybe you would like to write more and share with us?! :-) hehe… In your flight back maybe?! Lol…

    12. This is soooo funny!!!LOL It made my day！If you would consider make it not just one shot but a whole beginning TiBette story, it would be more awesome!!!

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