“No Tina, it’s not what it looks like.”

“It’s exactly what it looks like. You’re obviously over what happened last night and I’m an idiot.”

“No, Tina please,” I pleaded and she looked back at me, tears had glossed her eyes.

“No Bette, this is the right decision. That just confirmed it for me.”

She got into her car and I ran to her car, and she sped away before I could even try to stop her. I watched her drive down the road and turn the corner. She was really gone. Anger took over my emotions, Alice had fucked this up. As I made my way into the house, I slammed the door shut and walked down the hall to my bedroom. Alice was fully clothed and was putting her shoes on.

“Alice, what the fuck was that?”

“What do you mean what was that?”

“Why couldn’t you have put clothes on before you came out? Why did you feel the need to come out wrapped in a sheet, announce to the whole neighborhood that Bette and Alice slept together!”

“Jesus Porter, that’s not why you’re mad, you’re mad because it was Tina at the door. And you shouldn’t be mad; you broke it off with her. Your tryst with her was done and there’s nothing to say. She’s straight and married. Get that through your head.”

“Last night was a mistake.”

“Don’t think you’re hurting me with that shitty ass comment, it was a complete and total mistake.”

“Whatever.”

“Yeah whatever. Listen when you’re done being a bitch baby, I’ll be at The Planet, I’m hungry and I’m getting waffles. Bring drunky mcplayer pants out there with you.”

She quickly leaves the house, so she doesn’t catch another bout of my anger. I grumble to myself and wake Shane up, reeking of alcohol, we both shower, separately of course. She borrowed some of my clothes and we went to The Planet, all the while I fill Shane in.

“Jesus Bette, you didn’t.”

“Yes, it was a moment of weakness.”

“Well I’d laugh at your lapse in judgment, but I have to know, how was she?”

“Ugh, you would ask.”

“Come on Bette, share, I’ve always wondered what she’d be like. She’s gotta mouth on her, I bet she’s very loud and vocal. I love chicks that are vocal.”