“3:00″

“At 3:00.”

His wife shouted back, “What makes you think I care?”

“But you said oh never mind woman!” He looked at Dana, “Told ya! Worse than my mum! Well, I gotta go back inside before my pizza burns. See ya tomorrow Dana.”

“Yeah, tomorrow at 3:00. You’re a great friend. Bye.”

“Laters.”

3:00-Saturday

“Dana! Who’s this ‘mystery’ person you want me to meet?”

“A friend.”

“Who?”

“Alice you have no patience what so ever!”

“Yes I do! Like when I’m waiting for you to put on the strap-on and when I wait for you to c”

“Okay, okay. Just don’t say anymore please, for God’s sake Alice.”

“So you’ll tell me who it is?”

“Nope, you’ll find out soon enough.”

“I hate having to wait.”

“I love it when you pout. You sound so adorable.”

“From what I know, that’s not the only thing I do you love.”

Just then Dana’s cell phone rang. Dana remembered she told Rendold to call her if he had trouble finding the place earlier. She answered it and said, “Get lost much?”

“Dana, I don’t know where the hell I am! I just drove by a buncha dudes making out.”

“Well then, you must be blind.”

“I am not blind Fairbanks.”

“Really? How come you’re having so much trouble finding the place when it’s right across the street from the dudes making-out?”

“What?” Rendold backed up to where the dudes were making out and looked across the street. “II knew that, I just wanted to see if you did.”

“Yeah right. Hurry up, Alice is getting a little impatient.”

“Damn right I am!”

“I’m getting there.” Rendold parked his Chevy Pick-Up Truck and walked inside the Planet. He immediately put sunglasses on since Dana said he was pretty famous there. He scanned the caf and saw Dana waving at him. “There you are!” He walked over to the table and Dana got up and greeted him with a hug.

“I thought for a minute there you died or something.”

“I know, I thought I died too. Oh, hi you must beAlice.”