“That’s a very interesting story. Dana, why didn’t you tell me you knew this dude earlier? He’s funny as hell.”

“You never asked.”

“I have another story.”

“Goodie!”

“Enough with the humiliating stories, Rendold.”

“Just one more I promise. Plus it’s all I have time for. Told the wife I’d be home by 6:00.”

“Which story is it?”

“The one with the group of girls.”

“NO! Not that one, any other one I don’t care!”

“Nah, this one has to be told. This was when Dana was still ‘closeted.’ Okay get this Alice, there was this group of girls that Dana used to always check out. Now, this was after she came out to me. Every time they would wave at her or talk to her, they were gay by the way, Dana used to freak out. She would stutter and one time she just froze when a girl from that group talked to her.. The girl was practically throwing herself at Dana and the best she came up with was, ‘UmAEh?’ It was fucking hysterical. Okay so later the next day Dana called me something, like prick or bastard or something along those lines, so I pushed her. I accidentally pushed her harder than I intended and she land on top of the girl who was throwing herself at her.”

“Ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhh.”

“I know and like an idiot she freezes up and just looks at the girl. The girl, you know, is enjoying this and after a couple of minutes says, ‘As comfortable as this is and as much as I like it, I honestly don’t want you on top of me with your clothes on.’ Dana then jumps up says ‘sorry’ and runs off. I was laughing my ass off at the comment the girl made and I took off running after Dana.”

“Wow, that musta been fun Dana. For the girl I mean.”

“Hey I gotta go. It was nice meeting ya Alice, take care of my home girl.”

“Oh, you know I will.”

“Bye Rendold. Thanks for telling all those embarrassing stories about me.”

“You’re welcome. Laters.” He walked out of the Planet. “Wow what a trip. I never thought I’d live to see the day Dana was truly happy and embarrass her in front of a girl like that. Dana deserves that gal, she’s worked so hard. I’m happy for her and kinda jealous. I thought I was her best friend.”    

TBC

Posted by: Solid

(Stripes helped me write it.)