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    Oasis Part 17

    That woman could make he dead laugh.  I turn myself around and put my legs up on the table in front of me.

    “What’s so funny?”  Alice asked, as usual blissfully unaware of reality.  “You all think Dana’s a cute cowette, right?”

    Dana honked, a mix between a swan and a large truck.  “Al, what the fuck?”  She questioned, assuming that we would all guess from this bizarre exchange that they were, to quote Shane, “bumping uglies.”

    “It’s not like she is telling us that she is sleeping with you Dana.  I wouldn’t worry.”  Helena said, trying to defuse the escalating tensions of the pair…

    “Who told you?!?”  Alice yelled, jumping to her feet surprised.  Drunkenly, she leans into Helena, who grasps her upper arms steadying her, “shush, it’s a secret.”  Alice informs, in a loud voice.

    Wincing, Helena carefully deposits Alice back into her seat.  “Not anymore,” Helena smiles.

    “Sorry Dana,”  she said, ruefully.  “I didn’t think you two had…”  She petered out, not wanting to draw more attention to it.  “Sorry anyway.”

    “I’m good in bed!” Alice exclaimed, assuming that Helena was putting down her skills.

    Kit appeared, seemingly out of no where and put her hand on Alice’s shoulder.  “Sober up girl.  You’re gonna regret this later.”

    For reasons unknown, this piece of motherly advice sent Helena, Shane and I into peels of laughter again.

    There was a peace in these moments, lost in the insanity of my framily, the people I love the most in the world.  A place where being lost is a bit like going to Cheers – a place where everyone knows you name, and in the case of these people, where everyone either know – or suspects – your game.  There are few masks here, and when they show up, they tend to be quickly ripped off.

    As they say, laughter is good for the soul.  Tonight, I feel like I a flying.

    “Girls, would you be serious.”  Kit asks, annoyed at our inability to take the moment seriously.  I throw a look to Dana, who is quietly seething and stewing in her own embarrassment, and I try and calm down.  The last thing I want to do is upset the girl.

    “Al, how would you remember?”  Dana asks, completely deadpan, startling us all.

    Comments

    1. Hey Deean I never leave messages much anymore but I have to tell you how much I enjoy this journey you have us on. The interplay in superb but most of all you have a way of letting us see the emotions as well as the fall out. I’m such a Bette fan that I trust you’ll keep her safe but more I love how you are letting her live. Bravo Great Story.

    2. Glad to see you posting again. Seems like Bette has the inner strength and support from friends to tackle this disease. Like JWET said, I trust you to keep Bette safe.

    3. Hi there, dear sweet Deean! *waving with enthusiasm* It is sad to see our fav show come to an “end”. However, we are sure that “continuity” will be made here, in the FF world, as IC only introduced the story, with many bumps in the road. Some of which we didn’t agree, but she created a worldwide phenomenon of addictive fans. We are thankful that this addiction brought so many good friends to our lives. We do believe that is the most important gift we have received from the site. As for the story, the dialogues are richful, the pace is fantastic and you are delivering us an incredible tale. We have missed it very much. Thanks for bringing it back. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks.- Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the ever loving JC and Eunichick and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)

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