Tina turned back to Angelica. Conspiratorially she whispered, "Don’t you wish we’d stuck with our original plan, baby?"

"Hey." Bette cut in.

"Oh. Right. Your other mom." Tina smiled at Bette briefly, then turned back to Angelica. "But your aunts…"

"TK, I have two words for you: my couch." Alice reminded.

"Right. Sorry." Tina smiled at Alice, then motioned to Kit. "This, baby, is the aunt you turn to when you want to complain about your mommies."

"Can I be the cool aunt?" Dana asked eagerly.

"Please." Alice retorted.

Tina pointed to Shane. "That’s your cool aunt Shane."

"She’s the one with the good advice," Bette told Angelica.

Shane paused, thinking about her new responsibility. She nodded. "Cool."

"I’m the responsible aunt, right?" Dana asked.

"Dana will be your globe-trotting aunt." Tina told her child. "So if you want exotic items from foreign countries, give her your smile and she’s putty in your hands."

"She’s putty all the time," Alice muttered.

Dana stuck her tongue out at her. "You’re just jealous because I’m the globe-trotting aunt."

"So what am I?" Alice asked Bette and Tina, ignoring Dana.

The two glanced at each other.

"You’re the…" Tina lifted an eyebrow at Bette.

"Um…" Bette glanced at Alice.

"Oh, come on! I’m the proprietor of your entire relationship!" Alice wailed. "And I get zip?"

"Alice." Tina cut in, smiling. "You get to be the godmother."

"Godmother? What kind of ***** is…" Alice’s voice trailed off as the words sank in. She stared at Tina, then glanced at Bette. "Really?"

"Tina says so, so it must be true," Bette told Alice. "Though I can’t figure out why…"

"Ruin my moment, why don’t you." Alice retorted.

"Not that we don’t mind this little visit, but would you guys mind if T and I have some alone time?" Bette asked.

"Over my dead body." Alice replied gaily.

"That can be arranged." Bette shot back.

"Move it." Kit commanded, and because Kit owned The Planet, her constituents followed.

"Thanks, Kit." Bette told her.

"Don’t be so thankful, something tells me I’m going to be hearing a lot from that little girl of yours." Kit told them, smiling at Tina.

"If she’s anything like Bette, the complaints won’t stop coming." Tina answered.

"Amen!" Alice called from the doorway.

"We’re gonna go now," Kit decided, and left the room.

"That, my child, is the family you were born into." Tina told Angelica, who, as if on cue, scrunched up her face in the most adorable way. Tina looked up at Bette. "She looks like you."

"No," Bette shook her head, gazing intently at the mother of her child. "She looks like you."

Tina smiled, gazing down at Angelica, then back at Bette. "She’s beautiful."

Bette shook her head again, leaning forward and placing a light kiss on Tina’s lips. In a soft whisper, countered, "she’s perfect."

They exchanged smiles, enjoying the moment and the emotions it carried. Being together, their baby in their arms.

"She’s perfect." Tina agreed.

Bette gave her that megawatt smile. "Perfect."

The End.