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Planet Terror meets Catherine the Great
Bette nodded helplessly. “I don’t know what to do. Everyone agreed—we should stay here. I believe you, and I want to leave with you, but no one wants to leave with us, and I can’t risk it. I can’t risk…somehow not being able to protect you.”
Helena shook her head vigorously. “You can protect me, I know you can. I know you will. We have to go.”
“Now? Right this second?” Bette looked around the room, mentally packing, trying to figure out what would be most important for them to take.
They snuck away from their tent with nothing but two machine guns and two belts of ammo. They left the rest for the others. If such a scenario arose whereby two belts couldn’t protect them, then they both knew that they were fucked anyway.
“Hey, Bette, Helena, where are you going?” Dylan walked quickly after them as they made their way toward one of the army jeeps. “Hey, you can’t take that! We agreed that we’re all staying.”
“Fuck you, Dylan, we have to worry about our child.” Helena saw out of the corner of her eye, that others were beginning to notice their mad dash. Alice and Lara came jogging over. The guards stood down, knowing that Helena and Bette deserved their loyalty no matter what.
“Goddammit, Helena, wait!” Dylan spun her around. Bette nearly growled at her for touching Helena so roughly, and Dylan immediately backed down. “Woah, look, what are we going to do without you, first off. And second, what are you going to do without us? There are only two of you!”
“Three.” Alice chimed in, climbing into the back of the jeep. Lara jumped in beside her, wrapping her long arm around Alice’s shoulders and casually blowing a bubble with her gum. “Awww, baby.” Alice kissed Lara on the corner of her mouth, snuggling into her embrace.
“Make that four.” Lara added casually.
“Fine, granted, there are four of you. That’s still not enough. What if those things are out there?” Dylan gestured toward the distant road. “Didn’t you daughter’s father request this of you Helena? Didn’t he tell you to keep your back to the ocean? Why are you doing this?”
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I was going to tell you what I thought but I got interupted and forgot what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, good riddance Jodi. We know Jenny went to the carnval, but was she ever IN the circus (like Daniela Sea). I mean not every girl learns to fling knives with such accuracy. Gee, you made ME laugh out loud a few times. Back to high school are we? Could get ugly. Especially as everyone naturally prefers Helena and Bette as leaders to Catherine.
Bathing wounds in salt water must be a scream.
Ok, first thing, I was seriously laughing at the “Missing Reel”, that was hilarious! Second thing, I totally love this story, the gore, the violence, Jenny being even more twisted (“Motherless f*ckers!” LOL!), the nail-biting tension… and (yeah, I’m gonna say it, TiBetting gods have mercy on my traitorous soul) even the — actually, especially the — Helebette/Belena (what’s the proper word for it?) relationship. Thirdly, please, don’t even *think* about not continuing the story now. I’m all hooked, and I need to see Helena and Bette kick infected ass. Many thanks for the post, I’ll have to read your other stories now… Cheers!
Jenny is still crazy. even if she can throw a knife. Catherine will be very unhappy not being in controll Hey I like this. different. thanks
i love zombie stories, do continue
It’s 28 Days Later with humour! What’s not to love? If only IC gave us fantasy sequences like Planet Terror instead of those dreadful manatee/circus interludes. As on the show, Catherine’s hold over Helena remains one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.
Oh my mind is just so confused, I’ve been writing Belena all day now I’m reading about Bette and Helena saving the world from the infected, I love them all, Alice and Lara (sigh) and Shane, even Jenny wielding knives and being all dark and Jenny-like, please write more, I’ll read it and it’ll fulfill my need for tension and bio-terrorism sub plots .. Lol, oh man, so confused and I’m still missing Tina, even though her brain was infected, and I somehow doubt her ability to wield a machine gun, oh and LOL @ jp22 and the TiBetting gods having mercy on her traitorous souls – I’m with you, Sofa x
Ok, now this is some seriously scary shit! I don’t even look at scary movies, but I am enjoying the hell out of this damn story! =) You damn near gave me a heart attack when the motherless f*cker almost bit my girl, Bette. I am literally sitting on the edge of my chair, legs shaking and face almost molded with the monitor. I am just waiting to see where you are going with this story. So far, it is great! Usually, I love action movies, but this story has action and gore and romance and I love it all! Keep it up, please!
I love sci-fi and to have the l-word group in it makes it that much sweeter. Thanks again fun updating so soon. You are doing a wonderful job!
thanx 4 updating so soon itz great – im luvin it! i luv the whole bett n helena in controll thing – can’t wait 2 see how catherine will take that.
Wow, I’m having fun with your wacky story! I like Alice as an explosives expert. How are you going to get them all out of this mess? Now, bring up some lesbian drama as well as the gory fighting scenes… Btw, sex after having a concussion sounds tough to me. Bette must be some strong woman. Thanks for posting and do continue, please.
IC may own the whole entire universe including your couch and tv but she sure as hell doesn’t own THIS universe! Very funny and gross again – you had me scared that Bette was going to buy it.