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    Planet Terror meets Catherine the Great

     

    “What the fuck, omigod, Bette, what the FUCK?” Alice backed into Bette’s chest. “We have to stop this, we have to get to the helicopter and the plane.”

     

    Bette shook her head. “It’s too late for that, and besides, who will we leave behind? Who could choose, who will leave and who will stay to die?” As the months had passed, their ranks had grown. People walked from miles and miles away, moving quickly to reach the water, just as they had. These people had brought few supplies and even fewer vehicles. But they were needed, now, more than ever, and no one could be left behind.

     

    Alice knew that there was only one choice. “Helena has to wait in the plane. Dylan has to wait with her.” Bette shook her head again.

     

    “She’ll never agree, and we need Dylan.” Bette’s pinched her thigh hard to keep from fainting. They were fucked.

     

    In the distance, they could see the stuff of nightmares.  Fifty men pulled, not by horses:

     

    But by the infected. At least two hundred of them. Marching with chains around their necks.

     

    “How did they train them…?” Alice stopped herself, trying to focus on more important things. “Bette, we have to light the barricades. Now.”

     

    “No, wait. Give it at least a minute. We don’t want them turning to dust before those fuckers even get here.” Bette leaned over and grabbed a bottle, filling it with gasoline, and stuffing a rag into it.  She indicated to Alice where they would run once the fire was started.

     

    Now, Alice realized, was the time to tell Bette her heart’s deepest desires. Their world was ending, yet again, and she had to tell Bette the one thing she had longed to tell her.

     

    “Bette, I just want you to know, I’ve always loved…”    

     

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    MISSING REEL.

    SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

    –management

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    [just kidding]

     

    “Always loved…who?” Bette was distracted, for good reason.

     

    “Nevermind.” Alice shrugged. “I forgot what I was going to say. Fuck! We are fucking fucked.” She scurried away to the safety of the outer edges.  Bette stood still longer, waiting for the perfect moment. She had to run fast once she threw the cocktail. If it didn’t catch, she would not be able to try again. The plan was for the fires to cause the explosives to detonate.

    Comments

    1. I was going to tell you what I thought but I got interupted and forgot what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, good riddance Jodi. We know Jenny went to the carnval, but was she ever IN the circus (like Daniela Sea). I mean not every girl learns to fling knives with such accuracy. Gee, you made ME laugh out loud a few times. Back to high school are we? Could get ugly. Especially as everyone naturally prefers Helena and Bette as leaders to Catherine.

    2. Ok, first thing, I was seriously laughing at the “Missing Reel”, that was hilarious! Second thing, I totally love this story, the gore, the violence, Jenny being even more twisted (“Motherless f*ckers!” LOL!), the nail-biting tension… and (yeah, I’m gonna say it, TiBetting gods have mercy on my traitorous soul) even the — actually, especially the — Helebette/Belena (what’s the proper word for it?) relationship. Thirdly, please, don’t even *think* about not continuing the story now. I’m all hooked, and I need to see Helena and Bette kick infected ass. Many thanks for the post, I’ll have to read your other stories now… Cheers!

    3. It’s 28 Days Later with humour! What’s not to love? If only IC gave us fantasy sequences like Planet Terror instead of those dreadful manatee/circus interludes. As on the show, Catherine’s hold over Helena remains one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries.

    4. Oh my mind is just so confused, I’ve been writing Belena all day now I’m reading about Bette and Helena saving the world from the infected, I love them all, Alice and Lara (sigh) and Shane, even Jenny wielding knives and being all dark and Jenny-like, please write more, I’ll read it and it’ll fulfill my need for tension and bio-terrorism sub plots .. Lol, oh man, so confused and I’m still missing Tina, even though her brain was infected, and I somehow doubt her ability to wield a machine gun, oh and LOL @ jp22 and the TiBetting gods having mercy on her traitorous souls – I’m with you, Sofa x

    5. Ok, now this is some seriously scary shit! I don’t even look at scary movies, but I am enjoying the hell out of this damn story! =) You damn near gave me a heart attack when the motherless f*cker almost bit my girl, Bette. I am literally sitting on the edge of my chair, legs shaking and face almost molded with the monitor. I am just waiting to see where you are going with this story. So far, it is great! Usually, I love action movies, but this story has action and gore and romance and I love it all! Keep it up, please!

    6. thanx 4 updating so soon itz great – im luvin it! i luv the whole bett n helena in controll thing – can’t wait 2 see how catherine will take that.

    7. Wow, I’m having fun with your wacky story! I like Alice as an explosives expert. How are you going to get them all out of this mess? Now, bring up some lesbian drama as well as the gory fighting scenes… Btw, sex after having a concussion sounds tough to me. Bette must be some strong woman. Thanks for posting and do continue, please.

    8. IC may own the whole entire universe including your couch and tv but she sure as hell doesn’t own THIS universe! Very funny and gross again – you had me scared that Bette was going to buy it.

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