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    Planet Terror: The One With Jackie Brown

    Story written on September 30, 2007 by helebette.
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    Author Notes:

    kit is way too cool for skool; shane makes out with another dark haired beauty and does a jerky thing coz she can’t help it (metaphors); bette and helena get busy against the wishes of the church

    Across 110th Street,
    Pimps trying to catch a woman that’s weak
    Across 110th Street,
    Pushers won’t let the junkie go free…

     

     

    The song plays in the background as a woman on screen walks rapidly. 

     

    In real time now, we see a woman, mid 50s though she looks ten years younger, light brown skin and reddish brown hair. She smiles, rocking her chair back and forth.

     

    The chair is black leather, early 1990s style, with a leaver on the side. The leaver, once raised, throws the chair all the way back. Convenient, for a nap, a shag, and a walk down memory lane.

     

    The woman, mid 50s though she looks ten years younger, is watching herself. Its always a bit strange, watching oneself on the television screen.

     

    “Daaaamn, I looked good.” She snickers, fast forwarding a bunch of Tarantino shit dialogue, with the ‘n’ word thrown liberally about.

     

    “You still look good.”

     

    The woman looks back at the voice behind her. She doesn’t respond to that compliment. The poor boy thinks she’s serious. She’ll let him down easy.  Later.

     

    “Hey baby, are we ready to go yet?” She waves him over. They watch for a few minutes. Two white cops—one who played Batman, the other, a shit actor who appeared in Kill Bill as a pimp and rapist of women in comas—are interrogating her character.

     

    “Why are we leaving?” The man—boy—sighs. “We’re safe. We’re happy.”

     

    “We’re in motherfucking New Mexico. We ain’t yet in the real Mexico we need to be in.” This boy is starting to piss her off. Why on earth did she decide to shag him? She goes back to watching her movie.

     

    99 years is a long long time

    But look at me,

    I’ll never be free

     

    “We need to find my sister.” She says quietly.

     

    I’m a long time woman…

     

    “We’ll be in Mexico soon enough.” Kit says with a smile.  

     

     

    Planet Terror:

    The One With Jackie Brown

    Shane swore as she dropped a box of Spam on her toes.

     

    “Why the hell are we even bringing this shit?” She asked Jenny.

     

    “Because, Shane, the cans have their own openers…do you have a can opener on your key chain?” Jenny’s voice, usually condescending to the rest of her friends, gentled for Shane. She lifted a box of bottled water into the helicopter, brushing dust from her pants when she finished. “The thing I want to know is—why are we bothering with any of this? We still don’t have enough vehicles for everyone. Are 80 of us going to just swim to the mainland, while the rest fly?”

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    1. Peggy has a way with understatement. Now that’s what I’m talking about! Let’s get back to them scary, lunging zombie roots. And I just want to state for the record that even thought it was Shane that administered the bite, I blame Jenny, that whinny little bitch. Maybe not logical, but hell, what’s logical about this story? And Jenny sucks.

    3. Noo me no like scary lungy zombie roots, whatever they are!! Peggy must not get chomped,but might I volunteer jenny for it instead? So infection is immediate, and what happened to Shane after Alice shot her? What would an infected My Little Pony do??

    5. Nooo! You didn’t just leave it there! Poor Shane. That rubbish cure…. oh no, what about the bionic ones? And what if Jenny turns back too? I’m all frightened now. (but lol @ at the infected My Little Pony….) more hb…

    6. When confronted with zombies, only Peggy Peabody would be so calm. You’ve just made my day with an awesome post and a reference to another one of my favorite movies…jackie brown. PPS

    7. oh lovely people, i can’t make *everyone* bionic, can i? kit, peggy, the baby…hmmmm…it just seems like too much, no? i will consider it. i am also considering taking pictures of My Little Pony and doctoring them to look gory and deadish. muahahahaha

    8. I would love to see the bionic baby in action =P and if I could vote, I’d vote for Jenny and the voices in her head show, I guess I’m the only one who likes Jenny LOL PPS!

    10. If Peggy MUST be chomped on, rather than seeing her converted into a zombie, I would prefer that she went the Belena bionic route. I suspect Helena would find the prospect of Mummy with superpowers somewhat dismaying.

    11. Oh and I forgot to say that I LOVE Bette and Helena gettin busy..I hope they get busier, but Peggy getting chomped might put a damper on that…so no chomping Peggy!

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