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Posthumous Wisdom (28)
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Dana had quickly taken her seat drawing it up close to the table. She looked at Tina a little nervously, but Tina had smiled warmly at her and apparently Dana had taken that as a signal that she could say whatever she wanted.
“Oh my god you guys” she began earnestly “I just saw this completely crazy woman in the car-park.”
Alice’s interest was instantly peaked. “Oh yeah, crazy how? Like talking to voices coming from inside her head, wearing funny clothes, bird-woman kind of crazy?” she enquired.
“No nothing like that” whispered Dana, “in fact she was kind of hot actually. Well very hot come to think of it”
“Ooh” squealed Alice wriggling in her chair and craning her neck to see if she could get a look at this sexy loon. Even Shane appeared suddenly interested as her left eyebrow raised, encouraging the athlete to continue.
“Anyway so there she is, well dressed hot looking woman in the middle of a public car-park in the middle of the morning screaming expletives into her cell-phone.”
Tina was the first to make the connection. A wry smile developed on her lips as she watched this newcomer analyse her partner with no prior knowledge. She had no intention of stopping her, it amused her to hear other people’s assessment of the public Bette as only she knew how different things could be behind the closed door of their home.
“I mean I couldn’t even repeat what she was saying, well screaming, at the top of her lungs with not a care in the world as to who heard her” continued the blissfully ignorant Dana.
“What the hell was she saying?” asked Alice still not having put two and two together.
“Well I mean I literally couldn’t repeat it word for word but it was something along the lines of
“If you don’t get that bleeping little bleep to take his bleep out of his bleep by bleeping ten am and make sure the bleeping paintings are hanging on my bleeping walls I’ll take your bleeping bleeps and tie them in bleeping knots around your bleeping ears James.”
The reference to the paintings had been enough for Shane to figure it out but by the time Dana mentioned James’ name Alice had caught on too. She spluttered and choked her mouth full of coffee which Dana took to be acknowledgement of sorts at her outrage at hearing someone talk like that in public.
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Love the little flashback of dana meeting bette and the gang just cracking up. tina was so calm when dana was telling her hot bette was… now that really is security… the letter is such a tear jerker…i’m eagerly waiting for the rest… :) have a good holiday..
This is just heartbreaking. Really sweet of Dana to remember things with everyone, even after she’s gone. Hopefully her letter will make Tina think things over. Life’s too short to be unhappy or to hold grudges. Happy holidays hun.
Wow, wondering! Amazing, heartwarming, heartbreaking, wonderful. Love the flashback (as always). What a funny first meeting. Again, so true to all the characters. Thnak you so much for the great update and Happy Holidays to you!
bloody hell what a beautiful effin chapter
That was a great chapter, can’t wait for the rest of this story it gives me hope that in the end Bette and Tina will be together. Merry Christmas enjoy you holiday.
I’m a little behind on my commenting, but still reading. I loved the flashback… I could totally see that happening, and really, it just makes me miss Dana all the more. I hope Dana’s letter gives Tina some insight, and helps her see she either needs to learn to forgive and understand, and try again, while she has the chance, or move on. She’s not going to be happy until she does one of those. Thanks for the post, and have a great holiday. Cheers
“If you don’t get that bleeping little bleep to take his bleep out of his bleep by bleeping ten am and make sure the bleeping paintings are hanging on my bleeping walls I’ll take your bleeping bleeps and tie them in bleeping knots around your bleeping ears James.” now I just lold at that one. I’m glad that people like me encourages people like you to continue with your stories. :) i love loved this chapter because I love Tina :D thanks, awesome job
The idea of these letters is just incredible. I don’t know if you’re planning on doing this or not—you seem to have anticipated every other idea I’ve had—but another great way to heal the gang via Dana reaching out from the grave (waterfall?) is to have her 1) ask everyone to pass the letters around to each other, either with everyone gathered together at the last letter opening and/or 2) for Dana to request that everyone write each other similar letters to each other, where, unlike for her, they could actually be there to make the changes in each other’s lives and/or answer face-to-face questions about why and what they might’ve written to each other. Am I making any sense. I might PM you, just incase you don’t come across this comment.