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Professions
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“Something to tell my grandchildren? Are you kidding me? because let me tell you, this” Bette raised her hand and touched her injured ear. “is not funny”
Tina took a deep breath hoping it would ease her rapid heartbeat, the pressure against her sternum was becoming painful. She wondered if it would be insensitive to ask the doctor to check her blood pressure before he examined Bette’s ear. A glance at the fuming brunette and she knew it would be.
“You’re right, someday I’ll sit on my armchair with the grandkids gathered around and tell them of the day a psychopath cut off my ear”
“Snipped” Tina corrected, deciding to let the psychopath remark slide. “The way your carrying on you’d think I’d Van Gogh’ed you.”
“No you just ‘Tina Fey’ed’ me”
“It’s a snip for god’s sake. The scissors didn’t even make contact with cartilage. No one has ever died from a flesh wound.” Tina yelled, hating that this woman had irked her so much so that she was raising her voice.
“Let me guess, you were an officer in the army before you enrolled in hairdressing academy”
Before Tina could think of a larkish retort Monica waltzed back in. “How’s the ear?” she asked, trusting a cup of coffee at Bette.
“Numb” Bette replied as she lifted the lid off the paper cup and inhaled. “Isn’t there a no food or beverage before surgery rule?”
“I don’t think your ear will require surgery Bette” The agent smiled sympathetically at the woman she considered both a client and a dear friend.
“You’re oozing again. Here” Tina offered Bette another unscented antiseptic wet tissue.
“Thank you”
Monica watched the exchange between the two women curiously. Since they’d left the studio up until the moment she’d left them alone to make calls, they had been arguing. The civil exchange she was witnessing now was astonishing. “I called Shane a while back, she should be here in a minute.” She said tentatively, afraid she’d ruin this moment of serenity.
“Who’s Shane?” Tina rolled her eyes at the flimsy way Bette was pressing the tissue against her ear. “You need more pressure”
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Funny, YES. But the pairing of Bette and Shane made me nauseous. Even though she is paired with Shane, Tina has aroused some feeling within her.
That was funny, I hope you have more..
I’m with duckie Ally4. This is awesome, I love it. Thanks for this amazing story.
Shane’s a bitch and doesen’t deserve Bette! PPS
This is…Super!… Awesome!..And?.. Is this a one off? can you make it a full story? ..Like to see BnT like that “Enemy at first Lovers later” .. thanks for this, more to come. ^ ^
that was totally awesome and you made their professions seem so real. That storyline was quite amusing you have a way with words. Hope to see you on the next challenge
that was totally awesome and you made their professions seem so real. That storyline was quite amusing you have a way with words. Hope to see you on the next challenge
You elevate fanfic to another level. Thank you ally4cleo.
haha! Well done, ally! I enjoyed that. Thanks! :)
Sooo funny.Bute Bette and Shane ?Never.Thank you for the story.PPS
That was just simply excellent. Thank you.
Hahahaha so weird I loved it!!!
This was quite an alternate universe you created for these girls! LOL. I loved it, good job!
A lil weid for me, ahh Shane and Bette (puking*)