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Professions
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“Ow Tina! don’t be so rough”
“Is Shane your lawyer?” Tina asked, easing the pressure a little as she held the tissue to the brunette’s ear.
“My girlfriend” Bette lifted her chin and gazed at her.
Tina met her gaze and decided that the brunette looked uncomfortable. She eased the pressure further. “A professional tennis player as well?” she asked, wishing she knew more about the sport and what this Shane character looked like.
“No a writer.”
“Shane McCutcheon” Monica supplied.
Tina gaped. “Shane McCutcheon the lesbian erotica writer?”
“That would be me. Are you a fan?”
Three heads whirled around to face the door.
“Shane” Bette and Monica muttered simultaneously.
The second she stepped through the door the lanky writer was pushed aside by a panicked Alice who was shortly followed by a confused Helena and Dana who appeared to be both panicked and confused.
“TINA. Thank god you’re alive.” Alice threw herself at her friend and held on for dear life.
“Is this your girlfriend?” Bette demanded as she took in the intimate way the short-haired blonde was straddling a seated Tina, they were obviously very familiar.
“My friend” Tina declared.
“My wife” Dana asserted, possessively pulling Alice off Tina’s lap.
“My ex” Helena smirked. “Now that we’ve all pissed on each other, do you mind explaining what happened here? Tina?”
Tina explained to the new arrivals how her typically mundane hairdressing gig at the studio had led to a hospital visit. She tried to downplay it as much as she could but it proved a little difficult with Bette frequently inserting words like butchered, mutilated and her favourite, impaired.
“We know the ear snipping was partly Bette’s fault but what had you so distracted you chopped off all that hair?” Monica asked, as she casually ran her fingers over Bette’s newly acquired bald batch.
“Nothing” Tina blushed, growing increasingly uncomfortable as everyone stared at her.
Misunderstanding her friend’s discomfort, Alice was once again back on Tina’s lap hugging her closely. “Oh sweetie, it must have been so hard for you, I know how the sight of blood turns your stomach.”
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Funny, YES. But the pairing of Bette and Shane made me nauseous. Even though she is paired with Shane, Tina has aroused some feeling within her.
That was funny, I hope you have more..
I’m with duckie Ally4. This is awesome, I love it. Thanks for this amazing story.
Shane’s a bitch and doesen’t deserve Bette! PPS
This is…Super!… Awesome!..And?.. Is this a one off? can you make it a full story? ..Like to see BnT like that “Enemy at first Lovers later” .. thanks for this, more to come. ^ ^
that was totally awesome and you made their professions seem so real. That storyline was quite amusing you have a way with words. Hope to see you on the next challenge
that was totally awesome and you made their professions seem so real. That storyline was quite amusing you have a way with words. Hope to see you on the next challenge
You elevate fanfic to another level. Thank you ally4cleo.
haha! Well done, ally! I enjoyed that. Thanks! :)
Sooo funny.Bute Bette and Shane ?Never.Thank you for the story.PPS
That was just simply excellent. Thank you.
Hahahaha so weird I loved it!!!
This was quite an alternate universe you created for these girls! LOL. I loved it, good job!
A lil weid for me, ahh Shane and Bette (puking*)