Bette (crying): How can she be so cruel, she knows how much this means to me!

Jodie: Maybe Tina isn’t comfortable seeing you get married again.

(Bette sat up in bed and looked at Jodie sadly with tears streaming down her face.)

Bette: Tina is my best friend and I still need her in my life, why can’t she be there for me on the happiest day of my life?

Jodie (sighing): I don’t know, sweetheart, I just don’t know.

        (Tina pulled into the parking lot of a lesbian bar and she went inside to drown out her sorrows with a few drinks and a possible pick up. Tina ordered herself a screwdriver with extra vodka in it and she began gulping it down.  She looked around the bar to see if there was anyone worthy to look and so far all she saw was diesel dykes with crew cuts and leather jackets playing pool and swearing up a storm. Tina ordered another screwdriver when she caught the eye of a sultry redhead woman coming her way. She was ultra femme and killer body to match.)

Woman: I can tell you are looking for some action and I’m here to give it to you.

Tina (checking the woman from head to toe?): What’s your name?

Woman: Mine name is Kimberly, what’s yours?

Tina: My name is Tina and I would like to have some company. Of course I’m looking for meaningless sex, not some fucking in depth shit!

Kimberly: I can give that to you, hun. Let me buy you a drink and we can take it from there.

Tina: Thanks!

(Kimberly ordered Tina another screwdriver and Kimberly ordered herself a Southern Comfort.)

Kimberly: Trying to forget someone are ya?

Tina (drinking her second screwdriver): You could say that, but I don’t want to get into it.

Kimberly: Sure, I don’t pry into that shit!

Tina: Good because I am looking for a good fuck, nothing else!

Kimberly: That is why I’m here, to show you where it’s all at!

(After a few drinks, Tina staggered out of the bar, with Kimberly right behind her. Alice and Shane were pulling up to the bar and caught Tina getting into her car drunk and with Kimberly sitting next to her.)