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    Rescue Me, Chapter 13

     

    Bonnie:  “Hey guys, what’s up?

     

    Chris:  “Bette got laid this weekend.”

     

    Bette playfully punches Chris in the arm and says, “He’s delusional.”

     

    Bonnie asks, “May I assume you’re getting a little “sumpin’, sumpin’?”

     

    Bette responds, “Well maybe a little “sumpin’”, but not “sumpin’, sumpin’.”

     

    Bonnie:  “OK, who is she?  What does she do?  Where did you meet her? What does she look like?  What did you guys do?”

     

    “Who are you guys talking about,” asked Gail as she walked in to start her rig check.

     

    Bette:  “If you all could get here a little earlier, I could brief you all together and save a lot of time.”

     

    Gail responds playfully, “***** you Bette.”

     

    Bette:  “Oh sure, right away you want to get affectionate.”

     

    Gail, Bonnie and Chris:  “SO, who is she?”

     

    Bette says:  “Her name is Tina.”

     

    Chris says, “Tina huh, wait a minute, Dr. Tina Kennard?”

     

    Bette responds coyly, “Well, yes.”

     

    Chris bows down and raises his arms up and down chanting, “We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.”

     

    “Chris, you are such an *****.  Get up,” laughs Bette.  Gail and Bonnie laugh also.

     

    “So how’d you do it Porter,” asks Chris.

     

    “I was just my charming self,” answers Bette.

     

    Gail:  “I thought she was engaged to some hot shot cardiologist, Bette.”

     

    Bette:  “She was, but she isn’t anymore.”

    Gail:  “You mean to tell me you waltz in to her life, she ditches her rich doctor fianc and now she’s all yours?”

     

    Bette:  “Yep.”

     

    Now Gail, Bonnie and Chris are all bowing down and chanting, “We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.”

     

    Bette:  “Will you just cut it out please.”

     

    Bette turns to Bonnie and asks, “Bonnie can I talk with you a minute?”

     

    Bonnie answers, “What’s up?”

     

    Bette:  “Are you doing anything tomorrow?”

     

    Bonnie:  “No, what do you need?”

     

    Bette:  “I’m having a new bed delivered and I work all day.  The delivery guy will be their after 1100 and I was wondering if you could hang at my place and wait for them.”

     

    Bonnie:  “Sure, no problem.  Mind if I use the pool while I there?”

    Comments

    1. Ok, I had to go back to chapter 11 to find what I was looking for. Because this took place at Tina’s condo:…..

      She turns her head to the side and briefly opens her eyes, locking on a picture of Tina and Eric. Bette stops. This wasn’t right. There were too many memories in this room, memories that did not include Bette. She gently pushes Tina up and off of her and sits up on the edge of the bed.

      Which took us here:…..

      “So Bette, what are your plans for today?”
      “I thought I would take you shopping T.”
      “Shopping, for what Babe?”
      “It seems I need to purchase a new bed,” Bette says through her Cheshire cat grin.

      So all this time, I am thinking that Bette was buying Tina a new bed for the condo and NOT Bette buying a new bed for her own place. Ok, am I the only one that thought Tina was getting a new bed?

    2. no snQQpy i thought t was getting a new bed also. eric is gonna give t hell isnt he. and does t know that bette has been spilling the beans about them. will she care. mfh you must be good to y ouself for all of us. this was ssoooo good. t answering the door basically naked. what a visual. please this is so good. it makes me laugh and fan myself. have a good and safe day.

    3. YOU CAN’T GO ANYWHERE MFH WA ALL NEED YOU AND THIS FABULOUS STORY…THANKS FOR POSTING AGAIN.ERIC’S A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS AND BETTE & TINA ARE JUST TO CUTE….THANKS AGAIN…

    4. Mfh baby pls don’t say things like that. I have no idea how to live my life if we are not breathing the same air on this planet. So now, I’m getting down on my knees begging you to post for chapter 14. Wahhhhaaaa am I that pathetic? Just U baby, don’t tell anyone.

    5. You sty well and healthy Love this story. Eric is an ASS. he will not give up.but he doesnt know Bette. Tina has done a pretty good job trying to ge rid of him. Bette will come to rescue her and Eric will remember her for a long long time. thanks

    6. Good morning MFH – I’m finally all caught up with this story. You’re doing a great job with it and I look forward to its continuation. I’m intriged as to how you’ll end up dealing with Eric and his attitude.

    7. so in rescue me tina new right out that bette was biracial but in a crush a meeting then love she didnt, so what gives is tina blind .stevie wonder could even see that.

    8. Hey don’t say that if you die Please be positive life goes on take it easy OK! we need your Awesome Story LOL! Thanks for posted again I Love it and it’s really funny LOL! yeah Bette really great and Tina too that so sweet Please continue Please!!!

    9. beautiful..they are perfect and cute together..but Eric pain in the ass is coming hope he will find Bette in the way and lerarn some good manners with her..lol..cant wait for that bed shows up great chappy

    10. Gotta tell you, loved this chapter! Best line?…”What type of hyphenated American is he; Native, African, Latin?” I’ve never had it asked of me that way I loved it! Your right the nipples are a dead giveaway! Well on to Tuesday, and it would appear that you’re doing actually time in this story to torture us and the character!

    11. hey medic I love your story. I think you are setting us up for a little drama with eric. He sounds like an arrogant ass in this story. just as long as T or B tell him where to go. keep it up and post soon pls.

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