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    Rock Lobster – Chapter 5

     

    “What are you doing here?” Bette asked Alex as she stood in front of them.

     

    “I can say the same for you.” Alex eyed Tina from head to foot. “And who are you?”

     

    Tina stood up from her seat and extended her hand to Alex. “Hi. I’m Tina Kennard.”

     

    Tina Kennard? Why did that name sound familiar to Bette? Tina saw that Bette recognized the name and berated herself for letting it slip. She knew she had no choice but to tell her now.

     

    Alex ignored Tina and faced Bette. “Can we talk?”

     

    “Why don’t we take this outside? Excuse me, Tina, I’ll be right back.” Bette got up and grabbed Alex by the wrist. The two of them exited the café.

     

    Bette was getting tired of this game with Alex. They would always have huge fights, telling each other to go to hell then a few days later, Alex would act like nothing has happened. She was like the employee who keeps showing up for work after being fired countless times.

     

    “Who the hell was that?” Alex started.

     

    “That was Tina and I was having a very peaceful lunch with her before you so rudely interrupted us.” Bette was getting pissed. “I’m tired of your crap, Alex. Why don’t you just leave me alone?”

     

    Alex was taken aback by Bette’s brashness. “Oh. So this is how it’s going to be? Fine, Bette! I don’t care. Go back to the stupid blonde. See if I care!”

     

    “She’s not stupid and I will go back to enjoying a lovely afternoon with her!” Bette proceeded to turn around to go back inside.

     

    “Just don’t come crawling back to me when she’s tired of your ass, Bette! We’re done, do you hear me?! Do you hear me?!! Fuck!” Alex screamed after Bette who was completely ignoring her as she headed back to their table.

     

    Tina Kennard? Where have I heard of that name? Bette thought.

     

    “Tina… Tina… Tina Kennard.” Bette mumbled as she took the seat opposite the blonde who tried to avoid eye contact with her.

     

    It suddenly hit her. Didn’t Tina say she was a writer? Christina Kennard from the LA Review! Her mind went back to the article. The one that said her lyrics sounded empty. The one that said she didn’t put any emotions into her singing.

    Comments

    1. Tina is so sweet wanting to take care of Bette. She is right about Gabby, the girls better look over that contract very carefully and make sure there aren’t any hidden clauses. I can see giving them gifts after they sign, but beforehand makes me think she has some ulterior motives. Maybe she and Jenny are working together and that is why she is trying to diss Tina. The girls better keep an eye on both of them. PPS

    2. I was worried about Gabby too and now her giving the girls those instruments makes me wonder if she’s really all that real. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW naked Flea is NOT an image I need just as I’m about to go to sleep. LOL And WTF, Bette? Trying to impress Tina by eating a ginormous burrito? lol PPS

    3. Yup, Gabby’s over the top show biz BS has everybody suspicious. Except for the band of course. In fact, other than Tina, they seem surrounded by rather unsavory types: Gabby, Alex, and Jenny. Hopefully they won’t lose contact with their other, more real friends and that they’ll get good advice from them.

    4. well i just read every chapter and this is good… i like this… its different… i don’t think she is done with alex… i have a bad feeling she will be back… and i hope they read the contract before signing… maybe bette will let tina go over it with her… and gabby buying them gifts … i hope they take it slow with her… now did gabby leave a note with the instruments… or did alice ASSUME gabby sent them… PPS

    5. Glad that you didn’t draw out the Alex thing.. or the fact that Tina wrote the article. Gabby is a fast talker, gift giver.. I have a feeling she will be like the terrible manager that broke up the SBTB band Zack Attack. Or she will get them to sign a contract that isn’t in their favor. Hope for more B/T alone time in the next one. Thats what I’m really waiting for.. PPS.

    6. That last comment was funny about Flea playing his bass naked. I remember that situation with the Chilli Peppers posing naked. I love this story and am excited that Tina and Bette have made it past the first hurdle.

    7. I’m not overly trusting of Gabby, maybe Tina can use her resources and check her out. B&T are just too cute. Great job making Jenny as annoying as she is in the show.

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