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    Romance Is Dead

    "Oh, I get it! So less is more!" Bette hooted.

    Tina chuckled, "yes exactly. That’s what you used to do before, you know before you had galleries all over America and Europe."

    "So sue me for wanting to spend all my money on you," Bette said with shrug.

    "Babe even if you were a millionaire I would still prefer a simple gesture instead of a Ferrari," Tina said.

    "So a Mercedes would be good?" Bette teased.

    "Bette! Come on," Tina laughed.

    "Alright, I know what you mean," Bette said with a shrug. "Ooo hey look darts! Didn’t I win you monkey once?"

    "I still have that monkey," Tina said with a smile.

    "That’s it! I’m gonna win you a monkey!"

    Before Tina could protest Bette was running to the stall and handing the attendant a five dollar bill. Tina sighed and stood beside Bette as she grabbed the darts.

    …………………

    25 darts and 100 dollars later Bette was still trying to pop a balloon. The darts were blunt and just bounced off the balloons but Bette was determined, she had to win Tina a monkey.

    Tina had been standing there for half an hour ready to lose her patience. Bette slapped 5 more dollars down on the table and said, "one more."

    The attendant just shrugged and handed her the darts.

    "Bette, enough," Tina sighed, "you can’t pop the balloons it’s not a big deal."

    "No! I need to get you a monkey!"

    "It’d be cheaper to get me a real damn monkey," Tina sighed.

    "Damn it what is you want huh?" Bette snapped making Tina jump back in surprise, "first you tell me you want romance so I give it to you, then you tell me it was too much and you want something simple, then I try to get you a simple monkey and you tell me to forget it! I’m just trying to please you!"

    "I know! I know and thank you but this is not what I want," Tina said.

    "But you said…"

    "Bette," Tina grabbed Bette’s hands to quiet her down, "I don’t want you to romance me because I told you to, I want you to do it because you want to."

    Bette sighed deeply.

    "Let’s go home please?" Tina said.

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    Comments

    1. Great story. Finally Bette learned that it’s not a lot of money spent or the big things that counts, it’s the love and attention that means the most.

    2. This was great. Some of your scenes parallel mine: the card 5 years instead of 10; flowers, not a roomful, but enough to trigger a sneezing fit, and $85 later at the ring toss, a three-foot tall Bart Simpson doll…I don’t like Bart Simpson and was never a fan of the Simpsons.

    3. Thanks for posting. Forget the critics… i love reading your stories. If you can please 51% of the readers, you are successful. Please keep them coming… no pun intended.

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