**——-SCENE OPEN———**

Dana is curled in a sheet on her sofa having an outrageously humourous dream. DREAM***

ANNOUNCER- WELCOME WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE WIMBLEDON 2006 GRAND CHAMPION TENNIS MATCH.((CROWD CHEERING AND SCREAMING, BALLS FLYING BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE TENNIS COURT)) TONIGHT WE HAVE THE LOVELY MISS DANA FAIRBANKS AGAISNT THE UNDEFEATED REBECCA MARSOLINA((DANA COMES JOGGING OUT ONTO THE TENNIS COURT AND BEGINS PRACTICE WITH THE TENNIS MACHINE, SHES DRESSED IN A BLACK TENNIS SKIRT WITH A WHITE AND BLACK TOP  WITH A BLACK AND WHITE BASEBALL CAP.))

ALICE- DANA I LOVE YOU !(alice yells from the stands)

DANA- I LOVE YOU TOO BABE(dana waves excitedly towards alice) HEY GUYS!(dana yells out towards her group of friends)

SHANE-KICK SOME ***** DANA!

JENNY-WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

BETTE&TINA-YEAH!

((the match begins.))

ANNOUNCER- this is intense ladies and gentlemen we have a fight for the cup tonight!

DANA-(hit, ))*****,((hit)) *****!((hit)) (what is this broad a ***** body builder) dana speaks out to herself.

REF-BREAK!

(Dana walks over to her seat and drinks a bottle of water straight down. the crowd is hype , she brushes the water through her hair to help her cool off some. She stands to stretch and take a breather and looks over into the crowd. all the girls are enjoying themselves looking over the match.Dana looks away , but quickly glances back over to see that alice is no longer in the stands. She slowly paces her way over to opposite side of the court hoping maybe alice is over there. Then she begins to walk back. She hears alice laughing flirtatiously.

ALICE- oh helena, stop, my eyes are not like the ocean on a smoky midnight summer.

DANA- (looks over in disgust) is she serious?/(dana asks herself) ((as she begins to walk over to the two flirty friends her coach calls her over to get back in the match.))

ROUND2***

DANA- ((hit)) uh,((hit)) uh((miss))*****!

TONYA- oh pookies, LANGUAGE!

DANA- dana looks twice and sees tonyas face on the body of her opponent)) TONYA!?

TONYA- cmon sweetie give the tone-tone all youve got(tonyas game face streaks on and positions to really take on dana)) Leave me for your stupid skinny alice will ya((hit)) YEAH!cmon you gotta have something better than that((hit))

DANA- ((hit)) shut up tonya((hit))youre insane((hit))im glad we broke up((hit))