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    “And where were Ms. Willamenia and Mr Harold that night?” the officer went on. The cook pulled up a stool for a moment as breathed a sigh of relief for her feet.

    “Well, sir, Mr Harold sir was preparing the drinks as he always does sir and handed them out. A thing he dosen’t have to do sir but is such a sweet boy. Ms. Willemenia was feeling ill, though sir, so she excused herself from dinner and went to her room sir. Poor girl. I remeber sending up some lemon tea sir. Nothing better for what ails you sir except for maybe a glass of port but as I said sir never seen Ms. Willamenia with a glass in her hand before sir. Well, the dinner went on sir, other than Ms. Willamenia feeling under the weather sir, without a hitch sir. Everyone was laughing and drinking alright sir. Then most of them went home sir. There was a little row between Ms. Helena and her mother but she left soon after, sir, with her lady friend sir. Oh wasn’t nothin serous sir. Ms. Helena mght not agree much wither her mother sir, but she would never have hurt her sir. Well Mr. Arthur Sir, loves a glass of Sherry after dinner sir and a thin he shares in common with Mrs. Peabody sir so the retired to the study sir to share a glass sir. I took it out to them sir and a few moments later sir, Mr. Arthur was yelling sir, yelling he was sir for an ambulance,” the cook explained. Officer Bryant hung onto every word.

    “And Harold and Will?” he asked intently.

    “Well, sir, Mr Harold took Ms. Willamenia to a doctor sir, only the town car has been playing up sir so I imagined he borrow a car sir,” the cook finished eyeing off Yugo in the corner whimpering. “Sorry sir it’s time for his medicine sir,” the cook paused reaching into the cupbard and pulling out a needle. “He has bad arthritis sir, releaves the pain a bit I think sir,” she went on. The filled the needle and injected it into the dog’s hind quarters and then placed it back into the cupboard. Officer Bryant finished off his sandwhich and leaned back on the stool slightly.

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    1. WOW AUS U DID IT AGAIN!!…GGGREEEAT UPDATEJ..IT’S SO OBVIOUS YET SO NOT!!..WOW(HAROLD CARVINGTON..WHO KNEW!?!?&WHY!?!?)..I KNEW PEGGY WAS A BITCH BUT DID SHE DESERVE 2 CROKE?…I HOPE KIT GETS BETTTER?!?..I REALLY LIKE THE PASAGE FROM THE LIL RED BIBLE…I HOPE B&T DUN GET 2 FUKED^…I’M VERRRRRRRRY HAPPPPI BOUT HELENA&ALIICE(FFFFFINALLY!..ALICE DUN SEEM SO PSYCHOTIC WHEN WITH HELENA:))………HONEST AS U ALREDD KNO I STILL NOT BIG ON THE (*cough*yuk*cough*)DANA&LARA THING THOUGH….(HOW CAN DANE NOT C AL STILL PISSED BOUT IT….DANA THINKS THERE RELATIONSHIP HAS CIRCUM THE PAST – I THINK NOT.BEST FRIENDS BCUM LUVERS. – ALICE ENDED UP BEING THE 1 WHO TOOK ALOT OF DAMAGE TO THE HEART.NOT DANA:(..IT TAKES ALOT OF WRK 2 GET BAK THAT PREVIOUS FRIENSHIP)…YA I’M ACTUALLI HAPPI DANA’S PTS DUN LIKE LARA.(BAD I KNO..BUT I RELLI JUS DUN DIG THE CHEF(GRR)…BUT FROM WHAT I HEAR IN SEASON 3 EVENTUALLI DANA&LARA TURN 2 SHIT&DANA WANTS ALICE BAK…SO I APPLAUD U ON UR OPTIMISTIC VIEW OF THIS RELATIONSHIP)…I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT.. “DANA. A PHARBANKS DOES NOT DATE THE HELP” – BUUURN!(TRUE WRDS I THINK DANE SHOULD TAKE IN 2 CONSIDERATION)…YET HER LYING 2 HER WOMAN IS GUNNA GET HER IN 2 SUM TROUBLE(TSK. TSK. TSK. DANA – BAD GURL)..ME GURL CARMEN HAD A PAIN IN HER CHEST(IT’S CALLED JELOUSY(ugly creature)&THE ANTIDOTE CARMEN IS GET OOOOVER UR SELF!!!) – I HOPE SHE GET OVER HER SELF QUUUUIK!..THNK U 4 WRITING AS ALWAYS AUSSIE, DUN STOP…WAITING 4 THE NEXT CHAPTER…Post so0N..

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