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    “Who made the Sherry?” he asked watching the cupboard close.

    “Mr. Arthur I’d imagine sir, I just set out the glasses sir. He has to have the same glass every time sir. Very intent on routine sir. Likes to have things his way every time sir. Always put out the quatermaine glass for him sir. An extra glass for the lady sir. The sherry comes in a casque sir and set on a tray with the glasses sir,” she continued.

    “And who other than you would have access to the Sherry,” he asked. The cook shrugged.

    “Imagine everyone sir. Not much is locked up around here sir. Most people can get everywhere. Oh sir! You don’t think someone in service posioned poor Mrs. Peabody do you sir? Well that could never happen sir,” the cook gasped.

    “And why not *****?” Officer Bryant studied intently. “Why is it so inconeivable?”

    “Because sir,” she started “Everyone liked Mrs. Peabody,” she finished flabbergasted.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    “What? You’re nuts?” Dana gasped as her mother layed her hand on her arm.

    “We just think it’s best if you looked into dating someone with a little more of an acceptable upbringing,” her mother explained. Her father blanked out. Dana looked between her parents. They had called her to this little lunch to discuss Lara. Dana hand’t liked the way they said discussed. The last time she had discussed anything she had given up Lara. This wasn’t going to happen again.

    “You don’t even know her,” Dana leaned back, mouth open. “No, I’m not going to break up with her,” she confirmed.

    “Come now Dana, I’m sure we could find you someone perfectly acceptable, maybe even from the club,” her mother began again.

    “Mom, no. I love, Lara and her “background” doesn’t mean ***** to me,” Dana protested in a loud and firm whisper.

    “Dana,” he father began “A Fairbanks dosen’t date the help,” he gestured on behalf of her mother. Dana had never been more shocked. She tried to think of something more witty than OH YEAH but it seemed to be the only thing coming to mind. Her brother was ***** and banging a pool boy in Havana but she couldn’t date a chef? Talk about your double standards.

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    1. WOW AUS U DID IT AGAIN!!…GGGREEEAT UPDATEJ..IT’S SO OBVIOUS YET SO NOT!!..WOW(HAROLD CARVINGTON..WHO KNEW!?!?&WHY!?!?)..I KNEW PEGGY WAS A BITCH BUT DID SHE DESERVE 2 CROKE?…I HOPE KIT GETS BETTTER?!?..I REALLY LIKE THE PASAGE FROM THE LIL RED BIBLE…I HOPE B&T DUN GET 2 FUKED^…I’M VERRRRRRRRY HAPPPPI BOUT HELENA&ALIICE(FFFFFINALLY!..ALICE DUN SEEM SO PSYCHOTIC WHEN WITH HELENA:))………HONEST AS U ALREDD KNO I STILL NOT BIG ON THE (*cough*yuk*cough*)DANA&LARA THING THOUGH….(HOW CAN DANE NOT C AL STILL PISSED BOUT IT….DANA THINKS THERE RELATIONSHIP HAS CIRCUM THE PAST – I THINK NOT.BEST FRIENDS BCUM LUVERS. – ALICE ENDED UP BEING THE 1 WHO TOOK ALOT OF DAMAGE TO THE HEART.NOT DANA:(..IT TAKES ALOT OF WRK 2 GET BAK THAT PREVIOUS FRIENSHIP)…YA I’M ACTUALLI HAPPI DANA’S PTS DUN LIKE LARA.(BAD I KNO..BUT I RELLI JUS DUN DIG THE CHEF(GRR)…BUT FROM WHAT I HEAR IN SEASON 3 EVENTUALLI DANA&LARA TURN 2 SHIT&DANA WANTS ALICE BAK…SO I APPLAUD U ON UR OPTIMISTIC VIEW OF THIS RELATIONSHIP)…I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT.. “DANA. A PHARBANKS DOES NOT DATE THE HELP” – BUUURN!(TRUE WRDS I THINK DANE SHOULD TAKE IN 2 CONSIDERATION)…YET HER LYING 2 HER WOMAN IS GUNNA GET HER IN 2 SUM TROUBLE(TSK. TSK. TSK. DANA – BAD GURL)..ME GURL CARMEN HAD A PAIN IN HER CHEST(IT’S CALLED JELOUSY(ugly creature)&THE ANTIDOTE CARMEN IS GET OOOOVER UR SELF!!!) – I HOPE SHE GET OVER HER SELF QUUUUIK!..THNK U 4 WRITING AS ALWAYS AUSSIE, DUN STOP…WAITING 4 THE NEXT CHAPTER…Post so0N..

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