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“The moon with out the stars…” Shane quietly said.
“It’d be like dusk without dawn…” Dana added. Shane, Alice and Kit all looked to Dana, pleased with the analogy she had come up with.
“Rain without sunshine…” Kit added quietly, caught up in the morose feeling around her.
“Like leaves without the trees…” Alice added.
“A book without pages…” Shane mumbled.
“A rose without petals…” Dana smiled, pleased with her new quote.
They all looked at her, smiling, they sat upright, knowing that there was now a list to be had.
“An ocean without fish…” Kit added.
“A bird without wings…” Shane smiled.
“The Arctic without snow…” Alice giggled, knowing it would be Dana’s turn next.
“Like the Titanic without an Iceberg…” Dana came up with, looking to Kit for her turn.
“A ship without its sails…” Kit looked to Alice, challenging her to better it.
“Like the canoe without a paddle…” Alice said with a nod, all faces looking toward Shane.
“A fire without the flames…, your go Kit!”
“A fireman without a hose…” Kit added with a smile, folding her arms, handing the baton over to Alice.
“A window without glass…” Alice added.
Shane looked thoughtful, before she spoke, “it’s like Einstein… without brains…”
“What the fuck do you know about Einstein???” Alice added.
Shane glared at Alice, no words being said, she looked at Dana, prompting her to continue.
“It would be like a duck without a quack…” Dana smiled.
“It’s like a pig without the oink…” Kit added with a smile, forgetting where the conversation had started.
“It’s like a Cow without udders…” Alice sniggered.
“It’s like a Vibrator without batteries…” Shane smirked.
“It would be like Alice without Prozac…” Dana roared at her own humour, both Kit and Shane laughing at the horrified look on Alice’s face.
Alice suddenly interrupted as Kit was about to open her mouth to give her next analogy, “It would be like Mr Piddles without fleas…”
“Mr Piddles does not have fl…”
“Hey guys… what’s going on?”
Kit, Shane, Dana and Alice looked up to find Bette and Tina standing beside their table hand in hand.
“Uh… nothing… we were just talking…”
“About Mr Piddles having fleas?” Bette raised her eyebrows, looking to Tina.
“Uh…” came Alice’s reply.
“T, baby I really have to go to work okay…” Bette said as she leaned toward Tina.
“Sure…” Tina responded as she too leaned forward, their lips meeting in a delicate, tender kiss.
Their lips parted, they gazed into one another’s eyes, smiling, as Bette once again leaned forward, pulling Tina closer. Their lips parted, deepening the kiss as their arms wrapped around one another, completely oblivious to the fact they were stood beside their friends in the middle of the Planet.
Shane looked on, a smirk crossing her face.
Kit looked on, smiling at her sister.
Dana looked away, embarrassed to be seen in the same vicinity at such public displays.
Alice looked on, her mouth agape.
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Well i think all the Situations are really funny …but this one is hilarious….can just see them all sitting around…trying to out do each other….Priceless!….Love it!..
That Titanic thing of Dana’s was pretty screwed up, true to the cliche-fest, but contrary to the spirit. But what else would you expect from Dana? This whole chapter was like a mountain from a molehill.
Okay someone help me out here. I don’t get it. *scratches head* It was cute and funny, but I just don’t get it. :( I feel like I have a cigarette and no lighter…
God, yes, freakin’ hilarious!!! I couldn’t stop laughing, but the “Titanic without an iceberg” and “vibrator without batteries” were the end of me!!! LMFAO…!!! Jo, what can I say,… you’re the best!
the comparisons were so good…and we still got a kiss
Actually, yes, what’s with them not kissing the whole week? ;)
You know there are a few authors on this site that have a gift such as yours…a gift to write great situations…of all shapes and sizes…your one of the best…Thanks!
Why didn’t they kiss in public for a week? Now I’m curious. Is that some bet or something? Or someone’s mouth had an ulcer?
Loved the whole, this without that comparison, but I’m with the others. So why didn’t they kiss all week. These little snippets of yours crack me up.
It’s like Fan Fiction without Jobadge!!! This was great JB! LMAO!
And I finish reading this Situation with the biggest grin and the warmest feeling of pure and blissful contentment. Thank you.
These Siuations are sooo good, Jo.
Hehe… well, don’t know about Lament, but I get it, and love it, and that’s all that really matter! :)
Good chapter. The gang is cool and funny, B&Ts kiss is hot. Ok post soon please, thanks!
It was so funny when they obviously lost sight of why they were doing this and it became a competitiom! “Like a vibrator without batteries” was my personal favorite (it also served as a reminder…). Anyway, great, as usual, but yeah–why no kissie poo for a week?
Love these, I like a Duck without a quack. thanks so much
lol
I think I’ve promised you to leave comments here on the site, so here is what first came to mind when reading this……”Like fanfic without Jobadge”…..but I guess you’ve heard that somewhere before :o))
That was very funny but yet compassionate. All the girls were concerned for Bette and Tina and then their little game started. Lets see, a movie without popcorn, cheese without wine, and the sun without the blue sky.
this was a very good chapter, all the completly chapter was funny, maybe Bette or Tina was sick and that was the reason for not kissing
That was great Jo. LMAO :)) If we didnt get a story from you that would be like a day without the sunrise! ;-)