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Situations
Tina, Alice, Shane and Dana were sat around their usual table at the Planet, their after work coffee and chat was becoming a routine on a Friday, easing themselves into the much needed weekend.
“So where’s Porter?” Alice quipped suddenly.
“She’ll be here soon, she said she had to pick something up after work…”
“Flowers for her wonderful partner?” Shane wondered.
Tina smiled, “Don’t think so, I had flowers delivered to me at work on Monday…”
Shane smiled, “you did, in aid of what?”
“Just because…”
“So fucking sweet…” Shane added, smiling at the images of her favourite couple.
“I think it’ll be fine champagne and chocolates…” Dana added.
“Nope, she bought me chocolates and champagne a couple of weeks ago…”
“In aid of what?”
Tina smiled again as she sipped her coffee, “just because…”
“It makes me feel sick…” Alice piped in, pointing her finger inside her mouth as she gave a fake wretch.
“What does?”
“Porter being so fucking romantic, its like… ugh…”
“Its not…” Shane said as reprimanded Alice with a stern voice, “they have been together forever and they still do all those amazing things to keep the spark there…, don’t mock it…”
“But…, it’s like… it is Porter we are talking about, she is ‘the she devil in a designer suit…’”
“Where is your long time girlfriend Al?” Dana asked.
“What? Don’t be stupid, you know I don’t have one…”
“I rest my case…” Shane said as she leaned back in her chair and winked towards Tina.
“Anyway…, I think she’ll just be buying a box of toys for your weekend…!”
Tina smirked and shook her head, what was it Bette said about Alice…, ‘she always has an answer…’
Bette entered the Planet and spotted her friends immediately, actually she spotted Tina, that was an automatic forgone conclusion, in a room full of people she was the only one she would look for…
“Hey guys…” Bette said as she looked at her friends before leaning down to Tina and allowed their lips to linger in a soft, delicate kiss.
Shane looked to Alice and smiled, she gave a slight nod, this couple just made you want to float to the nearest cloud.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Obsession…addiction…. absolutely not! Just a healthy attraction, my friend.
I LOVED IT! Can I be part of your support group Mate? LOL…thanks Jo!
I think that this is you, talking with Tina’s voice!
Great fun, Jo. Loved it. And Kendra35 is right, that was you talking to Bette using Tina as the medium. lol. PPS
It’s looks like Bette needs to meet with the Board and apply for a permit whenever she wants to buy jeans lol!
Tina and the girls were so funny.Jo you had me laughing at the whole exchange.
I agree, this was just great, as always…..however just one question….how and when did everyone become SO obsessed by the idea of Bette in Levi’s? Was this something I missed on an episode of The L Word?
Merchandising, Jo. Merchandising! LOL
STILL LAFFING…..Funny, JB. GAP!???? Not good!!
Jo, does Levi give you a percentage every time you mention them. Just giving you a bad time. I’m a sucker for a girl in the right pair of jeans and they don’t have to be Levi.
Yep, got to have those levis. I would love to see Bette or Tina in a bikini and if the promo is correct you do see Tina in one.
That was so funny!
true… jeans=Levis
love me some levis……..
Oh, you love her fine ass in Levis, don’t ya? Well……hell, who doesn’t! Thanks for the visual.
LMAO!!!… Jo, come on, tell us now… You either get some percentage of some sort from The L Jeans… Or you’re officially a Levi’s fetichist! I tend to lean towards the second option though… But the tragic thing is not so much that obsession of yours, but the fact that you’ve turned us all into such fetichists as well! Seriously, I cannot talk or hear about Levi’s without thinking about your Bette Porter! Is that absolutely crazy or what! And there is this new TV commecial that basically suggests that Levi’s has been existing for ages and always been in fashion and stylish despite time… Well, everytime I see this commercial, I can’t help but think that the exact same thing could be said about a certain Bette Porter!…;)
Levis…………that’s how the West and Jo was won!
You’re only allowed to shop at the Levis store Bette….
LMAO! I agree Jo! Nothing less than a Levis! :D
That had me laughing out loud! Thank you!
You are so crazy!!! LOL
To answer your question, aqueous_one,… Nope! No such thing as a reference to a scene of TLW… No, my friend, it’s all in Jo’s head!!! This universal fetichist obsession all started because of Jo’s little fantasy!!!… Ha, the power of suggestion!… But hey, who are we to complain?… Thanks to the Master for this Picture perfect!!!… ;) My strongest wish is that someone from The L Word’s crew came across that and made the fantasy real in season 5!!!
LOL… I’m with Kword75 starting to wonder if you do get some commission out of this ‘advertisement’. ;)
LOL… I agree with Tina, Bette’s ass is looking good in Levi’s, but unless you get a really nice one, do not try to get in a Levi’s… : they’re too tight… personally, I much prefer Gap ;-)
OMG, the jeans never die, the whole of WEHO loves Bette in Levis and so do we.
Farmer’s jeans. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Yep, a fat ass, so no Levis for me. Denim & Co. for me. ;)
That was funny, Jo!!
Well everyone loves her ass in Levis. Now tke those jeanms back now Bette. I so loved this. Thanks Jo