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“Hey baby…” Tina said softly as their lips parted.
“Hello you…” Bette replied in return, “I missed you today…” she said for Tina’s ears only.
“You only saw her this morning…” Alice piped in.
“Oi Dumbo…” Bette said with a smirk to Tina, “you flap those ears much harder and you’ll take off…”
The occupants of the table all laughed while Alice sat with her arms crossed and mumbled under her breath.
“So what did you buy Bette?” Dana asked, eager to see if she was right.
“Oh I just picked up some new jeans…”
“WHAT?!” Tina spat with a mouthful of coffee.
“A new pair of jeans, my others are getting a bit past it and I’ve had them for…, god years…”
“There is nothing wrong with the jeans you have at home…” Tina said as she felt the panic rising in her.
“Tina, they have holes in the ass…”
“Yeah and…” Tina smirked.
“Well…, I just thought I’d get a new pair…” Bette said as she held the bag in the air.
“Go and put them on…” Tina said, “we need to see them…”
“Yeah go on…” Alice added.
“I can try them on when we get home…” Bette said as she caught the server and ordered a coffee.
“Now…” Tina said sternly.
“Try them on Bette…”
“Yeah go on…”
“Okay…, geez what is this, some gang warfare…?”
“Uh yeah…” Alice added.
“Go…” Tina added, nodding her head to the restrooms.
Bette got up and skulked to the restroom with her bag in hand.
She took her jacket and trousers off and slipped the denim over her long sleek legs, pulling the button together and pulling the zipper up she sighed, yeah…, nice and comfy…
Bette walked to the table of her friends, they were chatting and laughing and suddenly turned as they all watched her coming closer, she saw how they glanced at one another, gently shaking their heads…, she saw the stern look on Tina’s face.
“What?”
“Turn around.” Tina said sharply.
Bette turned her back to the table, feeling Tina lift her shirt slightly so she could look at the jeans. She felt Tina’s hand pulling at the loose denim around her behind.
She turned around to face her friends, seeing all straight faces.
“Like them?” she asked expectantly.
“Where the fuck did you get them… Target?” Alice asked.
“Walmart?” Dana added.
“No to both…” Bette said, “what’s wrong with them?” She glanced down at the new jeans, she was pleased with them…
“Are they Wranglers?” Shane asked.
Bette shook her head, “Gap…”
“Gap?” Tina said
“Yeah…”
“Take them back.” Tina added as she turned and began to drink her coffee.
“What? Why? Do you know how much they cost me?” Bette added.
“Don’t care…, take them back…” Tina said sternly.
“What’s wrong with them?” Bette asked quietly.
“What’s wrong with them…, you’re fucking kidding me right?” Tina said as she laughed sarcastically.
“What…?” Bette said, shaking her head, there must be some conspiracy, because she had never this reaction with any clothes she bought before, “what’s going on T…?”
Tina shook her head and turned to Bette, “sit down Bette…”
Bette sat quietly, glancing at the serious faces of her friends.
“They really are gross…” Alice piped in.
“They sag around your ass like an old farmer’s jeans…”
“They really don’t do it Bette…” Shane said giving a tight smile.
Tina turned to face Bette, “if you ever go out and buy jeans, you go to one shop and one shop only… okay…”
“Which shop…, these cost a fortune…”
Tina looked to Bette as she spoke firmly, “I don’t care how much they cost you…, Bette Porter does not…, I repeat…, not…, buy any other jeans than Levi’s…, okay…”
Bette chuckled as she saw the twinkle in Tina’s eye…, “okay…, I’ll take them back…”
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Obsession…addiction…. absolutely not! Just a healthy attraction, my friend.
I LOVED IT! Can I be part of your support group Mate? LOL…thanks Jo!
I think that this is you, talking with Tina’s voice!
Great fun, Jo. Loved it. And Kendra35 is right, that was you talking to Bette using Tina as the medium. lol. PPS
It’s looks like Bette needs to meet with the Board and apply for a permit whenever she wants to buy jeans lol!
Tina and the girls were so funny.Jo you had me laughing at the whole exchange.
I agree, this was just great, as always…..however just one question….how and when did everyone become SO obsessed by the idea of Bette in Levi’s? Was this something I missed on an episode of The L Word?
Merchandising, Jo. Merchandising! LOL
STILL LAFFING…..Funny, JB. GAP!???? Not good!!
Jo, does Levi give you a percentage every time you mention them. Just giving you a bad time. I’m a sucker for a girl in the right pair of jeans and they don’t have to be Levi.
Yep, got to have those levis. I would love to see Bette or Tina in a bikini and if the promo is correct you do see Tina in one.
That was so funny!
true… jeans=Levis
love me some levis……..
Oh, you love her fine ass in Levis, don’t ya? Well……hell, who doesn’t! Thanks for the visual.
LMAO!!!… Jo, come on, tell us now… You either get some percentage of some sort from The L Jeans… Or you’re officially a Levi’s fetichist! I tend to lean towards the second option though… But the tragic thing is not so much that obsession of yours, but the fact that you’ve turned us all into such fetichists as well! Seriously, I cannot talk or hear about Levi’s without thinking about your Bette Porter! Is that absolutely crazy or what! And there is this new TV commecial that basically suggests that Levi’s has been existing for ages and always been in fashion and stylish despite time… Well, everytime I see this commercial, I can’t help but think that the exact same thing could be said about a certain Bette Porter!…;)
Levis…………that’s how the West and Jo was won!
You’re only allowed to shop at the Levis store Bette….
LMAO! I agree Jo! Nothing less than a Levis! :D
That had me laughing out loud! Thank you!
You are so crazy!!! LOL
To answer your question, aqueous_one,… Nope! No such thing as a reference to a scene of TLW… No, my friend, it’s all in Jo’s head!!! This universal fetichist obsession all started because of Jo’s little fantasy!!!… Ha, the power of suggestion!… But hey, who are we to complain?… Thanks to the Master for this Picture perfect!!!… ;) My strongest wish is that someone from The L Word’s crew came across that and made the fantasy real in season 5!!!
LOL… I’m with Kword75 starting to wonder if you do get some commission out of this ‘advertisement’. ;)
LOL… I agree with Tina, Bette’s ass is looking good in Levi’s, but unless you get a really nice one, do not try to get in a Levi’s… : they’re too tight… personally, I much prefer Gap ;-)
OMG, the jeans never die, the whole of WEHO loves Bette in Levis and so do we.
Farmer’s jeans. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Yep, a fat ass, so no Levis for me. Denim & Co. for me. ;)
That was funny, Jo!!
Well everyone loves her ass in Levis. Now tke those jeanms back now Bette. I so loved this. Thanks Jo