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Situations Five – Chapter Two – Kate
Kate turned – Tina stood behind her – she moved closer and for a brief few minutes their bodies were touching. Tina toyed with Kate’s scarf — wrapping it round her neck. Kate felt a tingle of excitement – this was the inevitable – Tina was going to submit to the inevitable. Kate could smell the soft musky perfume that Tina wore and made her want the blonde more at the moment than she had in the few weeks that she had desired her. Kate’s hand reached up and brushed a few stray hairs from Tina’s face – their faces moved closer. When they were within a few millimetres of one another and Kate could almost taste Tina she felt the very instant that the blonde changed her mind and backed away.
“I can’t – I’m sorry – you were right – I love Bette “
“You could get mighty lonely waiting for her to get bored with Jodie “
Tina smiled and shook her head
“I will take my chances – I know Bette better than she thinks “
“I won’t be around “ Kate echoed her words of earlier in the day
“I like you but its too messy “
Kate’s ego was bruised as she walked back up the beach and called a cab to take her back to her apartment. As she stood on the step smoking her eyes fixed on a beautiful red Bugatti. Man that was a fucking awesome set of wheels – it must have cost Katherine close on $250,000 . Provided she had actually bought and not won it in a poker game or stole it which according to Tina was more than likely. Kate’s brother was a sports car fanatic – he would faint on the spot just to touch the car – imagine if she could tell him that she had driven it ?
Ten minutes later Kate had hot wired the car and was driving at high speed up the coast. Man this car was a beauty – all that history lovingly recreated in a 2007 car.
She slowed down long enough to light another cigarette before putting her foot down and seeing just how fast this baby could move. The wind was gathering – flapping her scarf into her face. Annoyed she grabbed the end of it and started to unwrap it to cast it off.
She took a corner before the scarf was off her neck. The scarf billowed out and as it lashed back it caught under the front right side wheel of the car. She was driving too fast for any sort of reaction – her carotid artery was severe instantly. The car swerved wildly hitting a telephone pole with such force that it uprooted – causing the wires to thrash around wildly.
When the police discovered the car several hours later it took several minutes to locate Kate’s head still with the cigarette in her mouth and the cream beret perched on her head.
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(52 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
OMG! They killed Kenny… erm… Kate! (I know I know, the lame jokes should get outta here some day :S) Girls, I do wonder what (and who ;) you have in store next time! Wonderfull!
OK, a bit extreme but you made me LMAO!!!! Great chapter Ally :o) I´m excited with what you two come up next time. pps
You mean Isadora Duncan? :)
Holy Shite…That was classic girls! LMFAO…..Uh bu bye Kate! LONGER puleese! PPS
At least she didn’t choke on her gum.
Sounds like Kate died the same way as Isadora Duncan. Bring Bette and Tina on.
that was unexpected but totally hilarious,keep it up u 2.cant wait for next installment
WOW! What other transgressions do you have in store for the Lword cast? LMAO! How about Jenny is killed by sharks & all that is left, is her lame ass raft floating in the water w/ a copy of her “lez girls” script still dry and intact ?***raising my eyebrows looking for approval*** Okay, okay…I’ll leave the writing up to you ladies. **walking away, grumbling & shaking my head, “whatever”***LOL! Pairing up two of the best authors on this site for the task of completing S4, well,it’s going to be a wonderful adventure. PS. Ciao.
That was wild! First I thought “she hotwired the car???” Then I thought “that was one looooong scarf.” Then I was reading the first comment and it said something like “I have to get my head wrapped around this one” and that made me start laughing! That was a very creative way of getting ‘rid’ of Kay! I liked that Tina didn’t ‘go there’ and that she told Kay that she loves Bette. That was the best part! More please!!
LMAO….you guys are definitely crazy, maybe it’s all that goddamn tea you are drinking over there!!!
sHE WASNT THAT BIG OF A PROBLEN,yOU KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF LITTLE THINGS. rEMEMBER GIRLS DONT WEAR A SCARF IN A STOLEN CAR. Thanks
LOL that was hilarious! Chopping Kate’s head off has always been a very tempting thought. You have a great sense of humor, keep it up!
poor Isadora, one famous russian poet was in love with her and he wrote beautiful melancholy love poems but himself was a drunk and a womanizer…anyway, i didn’t like Kate that much but to have her dead? oh well, maybe the sign will fall on jodi and she’ll be gone too
OMG!!!!! And Jwet siad it all. Nicely done. Thanks
You two girls are just the ones to set season 4 right. Your collective creativity might be hard on any interlopers into the Tibette world but as someone who thinks both of you can write rings around IC. I am looking forward to all the twists and turns you will write for our delight.
My, my…it’s going to be a long hiatus! That’s one heck of a way to eliminate the competition. To shocked to say more.
That made my day ladies. Too funny.
That was some funny shit rught there. Knoew that this was gonna be good. That sign didn’t lokk like it was put back together very well. I’m just sayin. 17 reasons why Jodie could have some head trauma.
OK, that got rid of one, now how about Jodi? NEXT!!!!!. Whew, that was really tough.
Ummmm, it seems someone does not like Kate. Is there a possiblity that something along those same lines will happen to Jodie.
LMAO indeed ! Now, even though I absolutely hated that arrogant b..ch, this is a bit extreme ( but I’m afraid I kind of like it )… LMAO ! Good job, ladies ! I must confess I liked chapter one much better, but the least I could say is that I was certainly not expecting this… What a twist !
lmao. didnt mind her much. but she was just another impediment. thanks.
there was a dancer who died like this, right? ugly end for an attractive woman who could have finally dealt damage to Jenny…oh well, u said ‘different’ i think.
OK I’m laughing so hard. That’s one way to get rid of the problem. Rather creative and appropriate if you ask me.
i’m running late so i’ll make this quick!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA are you serious?? You guys killed Kate??? LOL!! THAT IS AWESOME!!! I’m so excited about this project you two. Loved the first part and the second part is icing on the cake great job!!
What, I mean what the heck? I gotta get my mind around this one.
Great!!! Now how about Jodi? Maybe tractor accident ? How about if that damn sign falls on her head? Love this story!!!
ouch..!!!
Gals, More wickedness please. Loved this twisted take on the L Word gals. This latest chapter just works on some many levels; Kate’s comeuppance, Tina’s lucky escape, Tina’s reason to call Bette, and Catherine’s just desserts. Now I really can’t to see were this all leads. Gals, use your aweome imaginations to entertain and enthrall me. I am the deer caught in the headlights. Entranced by the light and unaware of the dangers ahead. Thank you both so much. Your Loyal Fan.
Great chapter, you didn’t really have to kill Kate, but still she’s out of the picture! Waiting for the third chapter!
You ladies don’t eff around. Remind me never to get on your bad side. You know I love the Brits. Please don’t be angry that we kicked your asses back in the day. All Yanks are not like Kate. You sure you’re not related to Tony Soprano? I admire your swift and decisive punishment.
WOW….no love lost for Kate between you two I suppose! I happened to like Kate, as long as she wasn’t chewing gum. Sure she had a tendency to be full of herself, but she was the one that sort of shoved TIna back into women and she is going to get even with crazy Jenny on the show! Sorry to see her go but I guess anyone that messes with your TiBette hearts doesn’t stay long do they? Wonderful job Ladies…and Jo I sent ya a PM back!
Isadora Duncan!! That’s who it was! I was reading this and laughing, remembering that this same thing had happened to someone famous, but couldn’t remember who! LOL Thanks!
Well, that one way to get rid of a character–LOL. Now let go B&T :o).
Is this what they call creative license??? I take it you didn’t like S4 Kate??? Just a hunch…tks for the update!!! Now what are you going to do w/Jenny?
Kate, Kate, Kate. Didn’t you know (per Gertrude Stein) that “affectations can be dangerous”? Can’t wait to see if you will have other characters meet their untimely ends in such, uh, historical ways. Paige could crush Shane, throwing in an homage to Catherine the Great (OK, it’s apocryphal, but it’s still funny). Could Kit fall of a boat and drown while Bette and Tina are arguing on deck so loudly that they don’t hear Kit? Lots of fun potential here. Loved it.
regarding the gertrude stein quote — she said it after isodora duncan died when her neck broke when her scarf caught in the wheel of her red Bugatti — see I’m smart as well as modest — well done spumoni !!! you get the gold star. actually i liked Kate fine – except for her scarf and beret and the fact she smoked and that damn jacket
You know were cruel but were not that cruel. I don’t mind Kate,but I don’t want her with Tina. But damn, talk about eliminating the problem.
ok then, on with the best part of the story!!
A bit morbid, but I guess that one way to eliminate the competition.
Whoa! You guys killed Kate! :) Well that sure is one way to get rid of her. Cant wait for the next chappy!
OMG, that made me laugh so hard… and the cigarette still being in her mouth… that about ended me right there. Hilarious! At least she’s gone, I couldn’t stand her. I’m sorry about the car, though, Bugattis are things of beauty… Next one soon, please! thanks, Jo&Ally.
Y..yeahhhhhhh okay that was gross. Maybe if I actually saw it happen I’d laugh. Patiently waiting for the next installment!
Wow! That was extreme. As has been said, problem eliminated. Kate was slimy, but she had her appeal. She just didn’t belong with Tina. I’m scared about what you might do to someone else now…
Hahahah just twisted! *Evil grins* And you say you liked her… :P Please, don’t like me! LOL
I pretty much agree with claricestarling… but, for my own ten cents, what the heck was that, you guys?! WOW. :)
wow.. yikes.- i saw a twitter post the other day.. and the person asked if its okay to comment on an old fanfic.. .. i say yeah.. of course