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    Situations Five — Chapter One

    Situations Five – Bette

     

    Bette’s rented Audi purred along the dirt track, her mind was a buzz at the monumental "ungeneric grand gesture" she was about to perform…

     

    As the farmhouse came into view her heart began to pound, thinking over the necessary arrangements she had made the previous week…

     

    The sign…, the "17 reasons why…" 8 ft steel, battered and weathered sign that had captured Jodi’s attention and creative eye, shipped all the way from L.A to her new place of work in New York, she couldn’t think for the life of her what Jodi found appealing about it, it certainly wasn’t art…, it was…, it was a piece of fucking cast steel, dirty and rusty steel at that…, and what about the message – Jodi said it gave a message, the only message it was giving Bette was that it needed to go back into the melting pot and be recycled into something far more constructive… Like a nice new shiny sculpture for her centre piece of the modern art display she was currently trying to arrange… ‘Origami in Steel’ my ass…, more like a lump of rusty shite…, but who was she to judge…, if Jodi took a shine to it…, shine…, she chuckled to herself, the only way this piece of dilapidated metal would ever shine is if it was sent back to the furnace!

     

    Anyway, she was here, and so was the…, the…, the sign… and she was here to meet the farmer who’s land Jodi was constructing her ‘origami’ on, apparently his daughter was connected to the project that had headhunted Jodi from the art faculty…, apparently…, and apparently this ‘daughter’ had helped Jodi settle into her new role, geez she’d only been gone from L.A for ten days and already she was becoming familiar with her nocturnal surroundings, as Bette had found out during the two rushed interpreted phone calls, but the other times that Bette had tried to call, Jodi had seemingly been ‘busy’.

     

    Bette had already began to wonder if she was making the right decision, but she felt she should at least make the effort, seeing as Tina didn’t seem interested…, or did she…

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    Comments

    1. You stopped Jo! ERRRR!This story is already exciting me….Two awesome authors! Life is grand in the world of fan fic!Can’t wait for the next instalment!PPS

    2. There is nothing sweeter than when such talented writers take things into their own hands to create such a better written story, first w/S3 rewrite, and now with a S4 rewrite. God, will IC ever get her head out of her ass and do the proper thing? Yes, I know highly unlikely being that her head is so huge it’s probably stuck up her ass for good!!! Thanks girls…you are the BEST!!!!!! Ok, Ally your turn!!!

    3. Wow!! Two of my favorite authors finally collaborating on a piece of fanfic together! Could it get any better? Jo..the Levi’s were a nice touch! Loved it! Can’t wait for more…bring it on Ally!

    4. I find it very interesting that you two divided the POVs. It surely can make things go deeper. If great minds think alike and if what I get is right, each of you really assuming a fixed POV to write, this story can’t go anywhere but perfection. Great work.

    5. OH HELL YEA…….A FIC BY JO AND ALLEY…….GOOD GOD, I KNOW THIS WILL BE ONE AWESOME FIC……WITH 2 OF THE BEST WRITERS ON THE SITE…..CANT WAIT FOR MORE…….

    6. Oh this is going to be so good!!! Should we call this a Jo-emmerson conglomerate or an Ally-badge conjunction? Either way, It’s gonna be sweet! I must have more! PPS!!!

    7. I love this version so much better! The whole getting the infamous “Levis” dirty and Bette just giving up was priceless. Lol I do have to say when I saw Bette riding up on that big, bulky tractor in the last episode was hilarious. I know the scene was supposed to be romantic but I laughed my butt for like an hour after it went off. Maybe it’s just me and my weird sense of humor but seeing the high strung, Alpha Bette Porter riding in on a tractor with this huge sign behind her was so damn funny. Great start to the story. I can’t wait to see what you two come up with next. :)

    8. Ha, sissified city folk! Personally I think the John Deere will run faithfully for another 40 years, but I’m glad it scared Bette back in the right direction. What the hell was she thinking? What the hell was Tina thinking? Let Jodi have the Farmer’s Daughter. In another era the farmer’s daughter was a standard figure in jokes, rather like the “priest, rabbi, and minister in a bar” we know today, or perhaps the quintessential “Essex girl” you lot are so fond of. Carry on!

    9. Oh, I love it !!! Way to go, Bette ! This is just hilarious ! I can’t stop laughing…. This is the Bette Porter we know and want to see ! Great job, guys ! What a pair ! I can’t wait to read your next post.

    10. YAY, j badge. I’m glad you are writing more, and ally, sorry haven’t read any of your yet. Just discovered this site a few weeks ago and there are so many. This looks like a great start to S5 NO!!!!

    11. Hello gals, Words can really express the joy I feel right now having read your latest adventure together. It is wonderful; full of humor and delight, packed with intrigue and lust; overflowing with desire and passion. Bette’s reaction to the tractor and her Levi’s was a blast. I could so picture her face, completely shocked and distainful, at thinking about driving that beast. Alpha Bette is a laff fest here. Then to return home and hopefully to the welcoming embrace of Tina is all I want to see. Sure they have problems but what relationship doesn’t. The important thing is that they need to make the effort and take the time to talk and listen to each other. Compromise is an essential element in any partnership but it has to start with a conversation. Please, please, please reunite these soul mates. Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.

    12. Hey Jo & Ally!!! You two writing together, that´s just terrific :o) I´m already hooked. Can´t wait for the next. Ally your turn, pps!!!

    13. Ok. An interesting story could become. The thought already circulates in my thought this do several Award winners to itself together for a long time to one write story for B & T. Z.B would, the three or four author, like Ally, Jobagde Chicki and AmandaMG, write a story of Bette and Tina. The first meeting would be a beginning, than marriage, children. About high and depressions in their life. Or also drama, accident, illness etc.. But nothing can do to their love, you they master strongly together her marriage. Up to then their death, when they are very old. The story should be described very in detail. The story would be a life’s work, though. But I would find it terrific incredibly. Could you think about it?

    14. This is gonna be awesome–I can feel it in my bones! What an auspicious beginning! LMBFAO at Bette aborting the mission because she was getting dirty on an ancient tractor! Go get Tina, woman!

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